"you Should Be At The Club" I Can't Go To The Club I'll Be In There Saying Shit Like "perchance" And

has anyone considered that i don’t wanna

VIBE CHECK *gently presses our foreheads together*

well personally me and my soulmate use our red string of fate to trip people over but i guess finding love is cool too

love too big for she goddamn heart

u could kill someone and girls would be like no literally i get where ur coming from

I support women's rights but also women's decades long revenge plots

my gender…? I was supposed to bring my- ? *grumbling* no one told me I was supposed to bring a gender to this thing

there is a really stupid and embarrassing darkness inside of me

its not inexplicable to me. i could explic it.

*steals ur girl* *mom finds out and makes me return her and apologize*