“you Know She’s Insane Right” Why Do You Think I’m Obsessed With Her

ill be sappy whenever i want. i dont give a shit. i love you. fuck off

“let’s run away together” trope fucks me up bc it’s almost always doomed. but what if it’s not this time.

damn girl what those claws do? destroy? thats awesomeeee i love it

the girls are fightingggggg [readjusts my glasses, squinting] by god… it appears i was mistaken. they're…my goodness…by god

snuck in through the garden gate every night that summer to get my pussy ate or whatever it was that taylor swift said

*in a fight* you’re just jealous that my blood gets to go wherever it wants and yours is stuck inside your stupid veins

notice how linkedin isn’t on maslow’s hierarchy of needs

would you put a discarded fruit sticker on my forehead in whimsical jest yes or no

it’s women’s day which means we are supposed to kiss each other