Girls Love It When You Kill In Front Of Them

“who hurt you” me dude I’m fucking dumb

UPDATE: The girls are NOT fighting. But they're also not having sex. In fact I'm not sure what they're doing but it seems to involve a blowtorch.

*steals ur girl* *mom finds out and makes me return her and apologize*

can someone recommend some beginner normal behaviors for someone looking to become normal

god forbid a girl is bisexual and fucking insane

sorry for bitching and whining. unfortunately i have to or else ill start killing and eating people instead

I don't need therapy I just need to be saved by an older wealthy woman with an I-could-fix-her complex who is inexplicably obsessed with me specifically

rememeber. when nothing is wrong you can make it wrong. the power is yours to make the situation as terrible as possible. dont give in to the situation. change the outcome. from neutral to worst. be the worst case scenario you want to see in the world. i believe in you.

“nobody is making you do this” i am driven by unnatural forces you will never even begin to comprehend

your honor i was just furthering the plot