Damn Girl There Is Something Very Wrong With You! I Am Captivated And Intrigued By Your Distressing Aura

*steals ur girl* *mom finds out and makes me return her and apologize*

tip: you can meow if you don't know what to say

it's not a red string of fate those two are bound by dog collars and a steel chain

DAMN!!!! the horrors can kinda get it 🥴

well… *pushes up glasses* i’m something of a fucking idiot myself 😏

its not gal on gal. its bro sex

do I want an apology or do I want to beat the shit out of them

Isn’t it so great to be the most beautiful person in the world? not that you would know cause it’s me but can you imagine?

i only set you on fire a little bit. grow up.

“nobody is making you do this” i am driven by unnatural forces you will never even begin to comprehend