Horny But In A Really Romantic Kind Of Way Unfortunately

can you hold my hand it's my first time killing and im kind of nervous

get yourself a main character whos two primary emotions are "little cunt" and "catatonic with grief"

trying to seductively get on my knees for you but my knees crack so loud it echoes and i’m stuck there for five minutes

ive noticed a trend of a lot of my problems being traced to me but lets not imply causation here folks

I don’t want casual I want you to eat me alive

pspspsps (me calling you into bed for cuddles)

i have suffered less than christ but have complained way more abt it

UPDATE: The girls are NOT fighting. But they're also not having sex. In fact I'm not sure what they're doing but it seems to involve a blowtorch.

ive never done anything wrong so if you dont like me its probably because youve got an impure heart