Love A Character That's Like. I Survived (

so hard to beat the “annoying” allegations when you’re annoying

i am not the bigger person. die immediately

it's your right as a pedestrian to cross the street whenever you feel like it

”okay but are you normal about-“ no. I’m an insane pervert.

I don’t want casual I want you to eat me alive

man i have really great tits

and then god was like let’s not give this bitch a break

they call me "mr lack of understanding" for reasons that are somewhat unclear to me

stop gatekeeping the controls. let me fiddle with the controls.