Can I Get Some Comfort From Handsome Jack From The Borderlands Series? Been Going Through A Tough Time

can i get some comfort from Handsome Jack from the Borderlands series? Been going through a tough time lately

Hey Kiddo,

Comfort? From me? 

Eeehhh sure, ok, what’s the worst that could happen right? Heh! Worst thing I do is have to call in reinforcements cause I know I’m probably going to fuck this up in some way.. Right! Ok no problem! I’m Jack! I can handle this.

Ok! Peptalk!

Uh… shit. This is harder than I thought it would be. 

Look, for all my charm and wit, I do actually give a shit about you. You know? I know I’m not the best at actually saying it. It’s much like Angel, I have the hardest time talking to her sometimes. 

Probably because I care about her just as much as I do you.

I guess what I should say is, if you need someone to talk to–I’m not your guy. But, I will be around nearby, should you want or need me for other things. Hah! I’m kidding. 

You totally can come talk to me. I’ll even let you come hang out with butt stallion, I’m sure she’d like you too.

Whew, ok. Great! Fun conversation!

Go me!

Hail to the king, Baby!Jack