Ohhh Im So Microwave Safe Im So Fucking Microwave Safe Please Put Me In The Microwave

just so you know, you have some followers who enjoy/write fanfiction. not saying their urls rn bc i don’t wanna air out dirty laundry in public but if you want them so you can block and report, just say the word and i’ll dm you a list

dude stop trying to garner context and character traits from the objects in my room i know youre doing it. stop clicking on shit im not gonna tell you about - oh that picture is of me and my dad. yeah he's not really in my life anymore i just keep it around cause im sentimental- DUDE

2.10.2022

lesson 16 alternative that I wish it's canon

I just know mammons crows steal for him, like you can’t tell me the don’t, Mc and him are jut talking in the common room at hol and out of nowhere a crow just comes inside and is like

Mammon won’t even stop the conversation, he would just take whatever the crow is giving him, pat it on the head and pretend in never happened while putting the stolen item in his pockets

actually fuck this im gonna walk into the deep sea and never come back. bye

This is how many bullets they shot on a fucking kid.

babygirl the way you forsake your happiness on your relentless quest to vengeance, your complicated relationship with gender and the way you're covered in blood have bewitched me body and soul

i said it was my favorite piece of media that i’ve hyperfixated on since the tender age of 12 and have not let go of since. i didnt say it was a Good piece of media

my assistant: Oh, boss, i have to report that your last 7 posts were... flops. im sorry.

me, lips quivering, eyes wet, at my office table: i... hrrrngh... *starts hitting my own head* stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid