Update: Fifteen Minutes Into The Hermitcraft Empires Crossover And Keralis And Sausage Are Pole Dancing

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Happy Birthday Izuku

i said it was my favorite piece of media that i’ve hyperfixated on since the tender age of 12 and have not let go of since. i didnt say it was a Good piece of media

gender is a coin that everyone said was gonna land on heads or tails but i turned mine into one of those pressed pennies from the museum. it’s got a dinosaur on it

Drift wood painted with the native color of the landscape

Smut for my best pookie question mark?

This might've been the most bizarre situation you've ever been in. Which is saying a lot for someone who was a child solider in a war. But here you were in your apartment, your roommate gone to her boyfriends place, hotboxing the living room with your ex boyfriend and the man you've had a crush on since your first year of U.A. If you were told about this blunt rotation back then you'd have cried laughing. But God were you thankful to see it. Iida wasn't as stiff as he was in U.A, and it was more than the weed in his lungs. He was currently laid back relaxed againstthe couch. Arms on the top of your sofa. His head was leaned back and his legs unconsciously spread. You took a hit while eying him. He was definitely feeling the effects if he was this open. You glanced at your past boyfriend Denki. He was a good boyfriend. A fun one. All your firsts. He was already looking at you with his head tilted. He wasn't an immature teenage boy anymore, he was strong with a body littered in scars from his quirk and his work. And his legs were also spread. And now maybe this was the weed talking, after all it takes a lot of smoke to hotbox a living room, but you can't decide which one you want to steal away to your room.

Denki laughed at you, noticing the battle in your head for each man. Now Denki was no idiot. He knew of your crush on the uptight class president. However the strangest thing is that he didn't find himself minding. He'd find you're eyes wander to Iida in the common room while in his arms. And he'd find himself staring Iida down too. Iida was a fit man, even in U.A. he was just so focused on becoming someone worthy of the title of Ingenium he never noticed the wandering eyes. He didn't realize he was why yours and Denkis relationship ended. He was genuinely saddened to hear it. You both can tell the other is thinking about the breakup when you pass the blunt to Denki. Your eyes never leaving each others. You had ended it. It was when you finally realized it was more than just thinking Iida was attractive. And Denki didn't deserve that. Of course you managed to say anything other than that. But he knew. Your eyes fell to his lips as he inhaled. You had stayed close through out though. And now in your mid 20's you wanted to kindle the spark between you again.

"Eyes up here" He said with a smile. You looked up, caught in the act. But you didn't say anything.

"Pass it to me again" Iida said rearranging himself to be closer to you two, "Please."

"Never expected you to be begging for a blunt class pres." You hummed. And if you didn't know he was high before you do now because Iida rolled his eyes. You hadn't been a class in 6 years, but everyone still couldn't help the urge to tease him like you were. Denki leaned back into his part of the couch, groaning as he got comfortable. And that's when you realized he was looking Iida up and down. Well shit. Maybe everyone can be happy. You tilted your head to Denki with a knowing look, even if it had been half a decade you still knew what that look on his face meant. Now you just need to see what Iida thought of the two of you.

Iida thought he was fucked. He was sweating from the heat but also the looks you and denki have been sending each other. He felt like he was intruding on something that should be for your eyes only. First impressions go he thought you guys were annoying. His tune changed when you guys got together though. His mood soured whenever he was in a conversation with you and Denki joined in. His friends told him he had a crush on you, and maybe he did but you had a boyfriend. And he had a title he needed to work to earn, and so he let it go. He would never admit to sighing in relief when he heard the news. And he felt instantly evil about it. So now to be in the same dark, smokey room as you two. We'll let's just say he's nervous. And ever since graduation Denki has been pushing his buttons in a different way. When you two turned to him with smiles on your faces he feared he miscalculated. He was now a pawn in your games. He inhaled deeper than he should've to ease his nerves, causing him to cough.

Seeing Iida cough you quickly passed him a glass of water from the table. His thanks was so quiet you couldn't even hear it. And thats when you saw the red from his neck to his ears. He had the sense to be looking down to not show the worst of it. Denki got up and sat so close to Iida that their thighs were completely touching.

"Someone get this away from me." Iida muttered. Denki took it from his fingers and gave it to you. Not knowing when to quit you breathed in while watching Denki put his arm around Iida, eyes narrowing when he started whispering in his ear. Iida tried to say something sternly before stopping in his tracks completely. He covered his face with one of his hands. But he didn't think to cover his erection.

"Thereee we go Iida." Denki said sliding his other hand to Iidas thigh. " I knew you'd be into this. I mean you were into her when we were kids yeah? We were into you too."

Your eyes widened. Never knowing about Denkis feelings. You got up to the other side of Iida, tilting your head at him. He looked at you guilty before what denki said sunk in. He looked at you too shyly, it was extremely out of character but then again him smoking was too.

"Is that so Iida?" You whispered, teasing him. He didn't notice the undertone though when he answered.

"Hes speaking the truth." He looked away only to be trapped in Denkis gaze.

"Why don't we make up for that?" Denki said leaning in.

And instead of Iida saying no, he closed the space. And fuck was it hot. While denki was rough with want and years of watching, Iida was strongly romantic. And you were feeling left out. You held his bicep before you starting kissing his neck. And the groan he let out gave you goosebumps. Iida was sandwiched between two of the hottest people he'd ever seen. With you basically on his lap and Denki with his knees on the couch grabbing his hair and your thigh, he felt like he was in heaven. It was so so hot in here. Iida didn't want to but he had to break the kiss to breathe, and that's when you sat fully on him and turned to make out with Denki. This was a motion you two had mastered awhile ago, but with Iida here it felt so new and thrilling. You grinded down on Iida while you and denki held each others faces in a desperate grip. Iida groaned and his head fell back. He gripped your waist before grinding back at you making you gasp. You broke the kiss to throw your head back and Denki turned to start biting Iidas neck.

"Its too hot in here." Iida mumbled mindlessly. You both hummed in response before taking your shirts off. Both men groaned when they saw you didn't have a bra on.

"Missed this." Denki quickly said before grabbing your breasts. You moaned grasping his head as he leaned to take one your nipples in your mouth. Iida was never one for even porn but watching you he thought he was gonna cum in his pants not being touched. You and denki had started moving in ways you had a million times before. Iida started to get self conscious before Denki popped off,

"Wanna try?" And Denki pushed his head to you. You gripped Iidas shoulders while Denki took his pants off. He was so rock hard kirishima would've been jealous.

You whispered into Iidas ear, "think you can take both of us?" And he groaned sending more pleasure down your spine. He nodded but looked like a lost puppy.

"Here you go." Denki brought his hand to his dick and head falling back when Iida started pumping. Turned out Iida was a great multitasker. Grabbing your waist grinding while jerking off Denki. It kept going until you gasped finally being pushed over the edge. Iida quickly followed, ruining his pants. The image of this cause Denki to cum, paining Iidas hand and your thigh.

"Shit" You panted coming down.

" You can say that again." Iida agreed. He gently picked you up and put you next to Denki before getting up. You were both too fuzzy to know or care what he was doing. But he came back with a washcloth for the two of you. He kissed both of you before laying down.

"Dude your poor pants." Denki snickered.

"Oh don't start."

You smiled between them before falling asleep.

80% of the ocean is unexplored by YOU GUYS. i've seen the whole thing

I am so normal I am so normal I am so normal. You are amazed and astounded at how normal I am and how easy it is for me to do base human tasks.

the intense sapphic urge to have a wife. to call someone my wife casually. to live with a wife. to be a wife to them too. for a wife to call me their wife. yes.