After Watching This Trailer Of The Dark Knight Rises, I'm Not Sure That I Want To See It. It Doesn't

Chicago Tribune, Illinois, April 15, 1902

Is this the best GIF of the millennium? We think, YES.

If this is a big part of the job description, I have renewed faith in my ability to be Secretary of State someday. 

Bird craziness.

Because I remember disinformation being spread around the last few elections and I’m sure assholes will bring it back:

YOU CAN’T VOTE ONLINE.

YOU CAN’T VOTE FROM YOUR PHONE.

IN MANY STATES THERE ARE LEGAL CONSEQUENCES FOR PHOTOGRAPHING YOUR BALLOT.

DO NOT WEAR CAMPAIGN GEAR TO THE POLLS.

DO NOT TRY TO PERSUADE PEOPLE TO VOTE FOR A CANDIDATE AT THE POLLS.

DO NOT ENGAGE IN ANY KIND OF POLITICAL DISCOURSE AT THE POLLS.

NO ELECTION IS EVER A SURE THING, EVEN IF YOU’RE IN THE BLUEST OR REDDEST OF STATES.  IF SOMEONE TRIES TO TELL YOU THAT YOU CAN SIT THIS ONE OUT, THEY ARE EITHER IGNORANT OR MALICIOUS.

VOTE.

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What's a KitBar?

Had dinner tonight at the world's first kitbar. It's Stone Cove's KitBar in Herndon, and it's the first of its kind. The concept is a bar with a kitchen in the middle. It has a huge wood oven that they use for making a lot of their dishes. There are no bartenders or waitstaff; they are all ChefTenders. The food is pretty good. The concept is a lot of fun. The cost is a tad pricey for what you get. Since they're limited in space, the menu in all on one page, and doubles as your placemat. Seems to be working. I'm interested in seeing how long they make it, and if this concept catches on.

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Now everybody knows what I do all day long.