I Am A Little High But What If People Proposed With Beautiful, Intricate Knives. Ladies Would Gather

I can't promise perfection. I can't always promise my best. But I can promise Failure.

Me

I know I sound like your mom but you kids need to stop fucking vaping

So we all know that Tumblr is US-centric. But to what degree? (and can we skew the results of this poll by posting it at a time where they should be asleep?)

Reblog to increase sample size!

I don't mind anyone using this as an idea. Just give me a tiny bit of credit. Her eyes are green like emralds. She has black hair. She is also a vampire and a goth. She has no name (yet). She likes to wear chokers. That's it.

Please reblog for a larger sample. IT'S FART NOT FARTHER DAMN ATOUCORRET