How Is Trump Alive?? Like Hes Rlly Gone Thru His Whole Life Like That …. And No One Has Ever Just Fuckin

I can't promise perfection. I can't always promise my best. But I can promise Failure.

Me

suck, and i cannot stress this enough, my cock to the fucking base

I'm curious. Reblog this if you know how to cook

I don’t even care if it’s macaroni, ramen or those little bowls you stick in the microwave. Please, I need reassurance that most of the population on tumblr WOULDN’T STARVE TO DEATH if their parents couldn’t fix them food or they couldn’t go out to eat. 

for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

trump dies of congestive heart failure before being sworn in charge to like cast to reblog

So we all know that Tumblr is US-centric. But to what degree? (and can we skew the results of this poll by posting it at a time where they should be asleep?)

Reblog to increase sample size!

bring back tumblr ask culture let me. bother you with questions and statements

Youth fascination with technology