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can someone like let the human body know that we don't die at 40 anymore? that i and my family live in suburban Europe and we are not going to die at like 25 from hunting mammoths and i actually do need my teeth and my spine to last for more than 20 fucking years? can someone let evolution know?? our last patch update was "able to digest lactose" (i didn't get it) and like can we speed it up

A while back I saw this headcanon that Luke could bleat like a baby deer, and I just-

I can’t-

Please Google the sound-

For your own good-

Simeon: No Luke, it’s too late, no more screen time until tomorrow.

Luke: B-but-

Simeon: I’m putting my foot down, now go to bed.

Luke: MEEEEH! >:(

Simeon: …

Simeon: Luke do not take that tone with me young man.

(I know Prosciutto could've used Grateful Dead but sssssssshhhhhhh maybe in this universe they don't know Gio has a Stand or something)

(but actually i just wanted to give ham man a snek gun)

Jotaro: What do you have?

Atom Heart Father: A KNIFE

Jotaro: NO!

Hiding government and public services to reduce how much they're used and "prove" that they're unneeded is a tried and true Republican technique. It's not a conspiracy, these things are deliberately made difficult to access to discourage people from using them because "more use = more funding" and "less use = less funding" is how public service funding is generally decided.

Musk outright lying about "deleting" a whole IRS program for low income tax filing is just a progression of common Republican tactics. Don't fall for it.

Cause temmie believes in you

The Coffeyville Daily Journal, Kansas, March 10, 1897