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2 years ago

It's flu season! Remember to secure your leeches now so you can balance your humors later <3


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4 years ago

thinking about how an anonymous group (WHO DOESN’T SEEM TO BE AFFILIATED W/ SESAME STREET!!!) found out where jon armond lived and made him swear he wouldn’t show anyone cracks before they gave it to him

3 years ago

TRIGGER WARNING!!!! SA, Depression, self injurious behavior, suicidal tendencies

The hardest part of living with sexual assault is having to continue living. Countless weeks I've spent, fake smiles, pretending everything was normal while I crumbled inside. I've spent every waking moment haunted, feeling unclean, because of the actions a man took once he decided that I owed him my body.

I thought it got easier. It did for a few months. And now I'm back at the campus where it happened. My heart aches everytime I step foot on the sidewalk. I avert my eyes from 2 buildings, where two different men took something that wasnt theirs, something I didnt give them. Their selfish actions did this.

Sometimes all I want to do is scream. I want to scream in the middle of campus what unspeakable things these men have done to me. What they have done to others. Instead I bite my tongue, and duck my head as I continue to walk to class.

The only safe haven on campus is my professor's offices. I've spent many hours sobbing there, receiving advice on work and studying. Now I sob the for a different reason. And now my professors gently gesture for me to enter their office, offering words of comfort and support.

One had a story very similar to mine. On the same campus she was raped, 19, a virgin. I was 18 and 19. She is my hope for the future, my hope that it gets better, my hope for a PhD, because she did it.

I feel sick, everytime I look at something that reminds me of them. I cant be in red lighting. I cant play certain games. I cant hold my boyfriend because I'm afraid of his hands, so gentle and kind, because of the cruel hands of another.

I feel a lot of things. Anger, at them for believing they had the right to do this, and at the world for letting this happen. Angry for trusting them. Angry at them for using me as a plaything, disregarding my humanity. Sorrow for the loss of my innocence, and for all the pieces of myself I lost.

Sometimes I feel like I'm shards of myself stuck in my old body. In reality, I should be fragmented, broken, but instead I stand, eyes down, hiding my broken pieces, and posing as someone who isn't hurting.

I want to say this because it happened to me. I want to say this because it's real. I want to say this because it can happen to others. I'm sick of staying quiet and allowing my rapists to ultimately win as I break down and get swept away by the wind. I am more than a statistic. No means no. Being pushed, pressured, or coerced into saying yes means no. Being inebriated means no.

Please stay safe. Always travel in groups. Let your friends know where you are at and with whom.


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3 years ago
Here’s The Full Comic Written By Highschoolers And The Homies Of YPAC, And Drawn By Me.  SROs Are
Here’s The Full Comic Written By Highschoolers And The Homies Of YPAC, And Drawn By Me.  SROs Are
Here’s The Full Comic Written By Highschoolers And The Homies Of YPAC, And Drawn By Me.  SROs Are
Here’s The Full Comic Written By Highschoolers And The Homies Of YPAC, And Drawn By Me.  SROs Are
Here’s The Full Comic Written By Highschoolers And The Homies Of YPAC, And Drawn By Me.  SROs Are
Here’s The Full Comic Written By Highschoolers And The Homies Of YPAC, And Drawn By Me.  SROs Are
Here’s The Full Comic Written By Highschoolers And The Homies Of YPAC, And Drawn By Me.  SROs Are
Here’s The Full Comic Written By Highschoolers And The Homies Of YPAC, And Drawn By Me.  SROs Are
Here’s The Full Comic Written By Highschoolers And The Homies Of YPAC, And Drawn By Me.  SROs Are
Here’s The Full Comic Written By Highschoolers And The Homies Of YPAC, And Drawn By Me.  SROs Are
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here’s the full comic written by highschoolers and the homies of YPAC, and drawn by me.  SROs are trash, I had bad experiences with mine when I did highschool. My mom issa teacher and she spends her own paycheck on supplies for her students cause the school is too busy pitching funds toward school cops who are negligent (at best) or escalate violence (at worst).

This comic was made in collaboration with homies from MPD150 check em out.

2 years ago
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2 years ago

You don't want none pizza left beef??

I have this reoccurring nightmare where I order an extra cheesy pizza and I end up with THAT one instead. You know the one. Worst dream I've ever had, I hate-order ten pizzas every time I have it.

I Have This Reoccurring Nightmare Where I Order An Extra Cheesy Pizza And I End Up With THAT One Instead.
3 years ago
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This is a very specific vague.

2 years ago
Risotto in the foreground speaking into a mobile phone. In the background, Giorno with his hands tied in front of him is held on both arms by Pecsi on the left and Prosciutto on the left. Prosciutto is holding a (cartoony nondescript) gun to Giorno's head. Everyone looks serious except Giorno who just has an unbothered ._. expression.

Risotto, into the phone: "Bucciarati, we have your kid."
Risotto close-up, his clothing shifting to a red colour and the background turns grey. He has a menacing expression. 

Risotto: "Now give us what we want or else -"

Bucciarati, through the phone: "One sec. Which kid do you have?"
Transition to Bucciarati in the foreground, holding a cell phone between his ear and his shoulder since his hands are preoccupied off-screen. In the background, Abbacchio and Mista are sitting at a table. Abbacchio has headphones on with a neutral expression and reading a newspaper. Mista is holding up a fork and staring at a cake in front of him. A blurry panicking Narancia is running on-screen from the right.

Risotto, through the phone: "…The blonde."

Bucciarati: "Gold blonde, platinum blonde or strawberry blonde?"
Back to Risotto, looking confused: ".... The one with the braid and cannoli."

Bucciarati, through the phone: "Oh you got Giorno!"

Behind Risotto, Prosciutto's gun turned into a snake and he leans back with an angry shocked expression. Pesci glances at him with a 8O face. Giorno remains unchanged.
Back to Bucciarati. 

Risotto, through the phone: " Yes and if you don't comply with our demands-"

Bucciarati: "Do you take check?"

Risotto: "what."

Bucciarati is now holding a pen on one hand and a checkbook in the other. It has his and Abbacchio's name as the account owner, and the payee is addressed to "Daycare". Behind him, Abbacchio continues reading the paper. Mista has 4/5 of a cake on his fork and is about to consume it, leaving 1 slice left on the plate. A blurry Fugo, holding a paper with "2+1=69", is furiously chasing a blurry Narancia with Aerosmith shooting the ground near Fugo from above.
Back to Risotto. Behind him, Prosciutto on the ground, mostly off-screen, arm outstretched as the snake attacks him. Giorno hasn't move but is smiling slightly now; his hands are no longer tied and are open palms-up to reveal a handful of bugs. More bugs are seen chasing a blurry Pesci off to the far right.

Risotto is looking disappointed in the foreground, unaware of what's going on behind him.

Bucciarati, through the phone: "And can you let him know that we'll pick him up after Narancia's eye appointment?"

(I know Prosciutto could've used Grateful Dead but sssssssshhhhhhh maybe in this universe they don't know Gio has a Stand or something)

(but actually i just wanted to give ham man a snek gun)

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The Biggest Haw to Ever Yee

Matt, 22, history graduate program, they/them. Nonbinary, physically disabled, and autistic. Why am I here

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