Let’s Lay Flat On Our Ovoidal Mama

Hello, little loves. Mama needs to talk to you, okay? Can we turn our listening ears on please? Thank you so much little one!

Now. I know that making collages on here is so much fun! I do it too. I love spending time making them with the regressors/littles in the system! But recently there's been a spike in something deeply concerning with these photo collages.

We cannot use real kiddos, okay? As a mom myself, I know how upset and hurt id be if someone posted my kiddo on one, and we would never want to make another person uncomfortable or upset right, peach?

Don't use real kids. As nice as I am being in this post, little loves, I am deadly serious. The internet is not a safe place for minors, never has been. Don't subject actual LITTLE children to the internet when you have no place. Especially since I know you don't know the kids you are putting in these collages.

I'm starting to wonder if I'm ever fully big. Like I always saw a lot of my little traits as just being a part of autism and delayed mental growth (i forget the correct word) but like the more I interact with the agere community the more I realize that like I'm one of you. Idk I think I might be getting work down mentally and that's causing more regression but I feel I spend more of my waking hours little than I do big

Imagine an agere summer camp. Regresssors coming from all over to spend a week to spend a week being kids together. And finally getting to meet online friends.

Sleeping together in cabins vaguely sorted by your little ages. Littler cabins in their onzies with their pacis and diapers. Not having to hide them away and getting to show off their collections of pacis. And the older regressors staying up far past the curfew playing video games on a gameboy one of them snuck in. And a cabin for the pet regressors with pet beds for those who use them.

Having campfires and craft circles and all the pets getting to run wild (and the teen regressors getting high behind the cabins but we keep that a secret from the tinies)

Having sticker charts to reward the tinies good behavior and having glass rules the middle and older regressors get to break and feel so rebellious about.

And so many smores

Just a reminder: You aren't weird or gross for having accidents while regressed! That's what diaps and such are there for, silly!

Arcane Worksheets!

Here are some agere worksheet I made for arcane including a wordsearch and a couple matching exercises

Have fun! I'm working on some connect the dots and mazes rn so look out for those

Also feel free to reblog with your finished sheets or send them to me. I'd love to see them :3

I need a caregiver so badly. Like I think I'm doing pretty well taking care of myself but I just need someone to pick me up and give me a bottle and let me cry out and call them mama

WATER BEAR PLUSHIES

They're also called tardigrades or moss piglets and they're water animals that live ALL OVER the world and can survive extreme conditions like extreme temperatures, extreme pressures (both high and low), air deprivation, radiation, dehydration, and starvation and have survived being in OUTER SPACE

Here's a picture of some actual tardigrades under the cut but be warned they look a lil creepy crawly so if you don't like bugs you probably won't like them

if only mama sevika was real, she would take such good care of me. no one would be allowed to hurt me, I'd have the best toys in all of the undercity

shout out to littles that dont have a cg so they depend on a fictional cg bring them comfort

Some texts you asking to be your cg: :3333333

Their account is nsfw: :(((((

Caregiver healing from having a toxic little with their new little (little talk has plain text in brackets after it)

You get to your little's place after a long day at work. After a bit of playing with them they tell you, "you seem tiwed" (you seem tired)

"sorry, my precious"

"no, itz ok. but r u gud?" (no, it's okay. But are you good?)

"I'm just a little stressed about my work, that's all"

"ooh, jobs are vewy hard. I awways getz eepy ater work" (oh, jobs are very hard. I always get sleepy after work)

"well, good thing you have me here to look after you"

"but whatz abou u???" (but what about you)

"I'm okay"

"nu, bubba needa west wight now" (no, bubba (caregiver) needs to rest right now), your little one takes your hand and leads you over to their bed before weakly pushing you onto it.

"come on munchkin, I'm here to take care of you, not to nap"

"bu-but I needz u ta be wested s-so we can both be appy n pway" (but I need you to be rested so we can both be happy and play)

"okay, if you insist"

"yayyy, okie, nuw stay hewe. I needa get u stuff" (yay, okay, now stay here. I need to get you stuff)

"be safe!!!" you shout out as they rush off to the kitchen.

You wait in bed thinking over what your little tot could be doing. You listen carefully to make sure there are no concerning noises and while there are a couple thunks they're all followed by a quick "I okey" (I'm okay). You start to feel more guilty about leaving your little alone especially when they're this small and running around the house to do whatever they want. You think about how you're last little would have come back crying about how you didn't follow them even though they told you not to.

As your fears start to creep, thinking of your little muffin coming back upset or hurt they appear in the doorway happy as ever

" 'ook wa I made fur u" (look what I made for you?)

They present you with their favourite plate with a messy peanut butter and jelly sandwich in one section, chips in another and a mix of blueberries and raspberries in the last.

"I didznt cut da sammich cause i knuw u dun wanme usin sharp stuff. Annnn! N i added fwuits cause you awways say dere 'mpowtant" "I didn't cut up the sandwich because I know you don't want me using sharp objects. And! I added fruits because you always say they are important)

"aww, you're such a good kid" you say was you rub their hair.

"canz I cuddle wid u?" (can I cuddle with you?)

"of course!"

You lay there, hugging them and snacking on the food they made for you for a while.

"Hey button, I'm really sorry I couldn't be that good of a caregiver today"

"wha??? you were da best today!" (What? You were the best today) they cuddle into your arm, "I don eed you tu awways be stwong for me. ur da best cause I wuv u not cause of da stuff u do" (I don't need you to always be strong for me. You're the best because I love you, not because of the stuff you do for me)