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blue lock objectively is insane and probably bad. but the thing about blue lock is that once you watch it youre like holy shit this is peak. its a disease.

other powerpoints ive made: chainsaw man, kagurabachi

sae knowing about your little crush on him and making you nervous on purpose. he stands just a little closer than usual, brushes up against you when he walks by, puts his hand on the small of your back. just to listen to your breath hitch, to watch you straighten, your eyes widen, a ghost of a smile on his face at every reaction you make

Ngl, this specific panel scratches my brain. It makes me wonder what that could mean overall when it comes to world-building and their abilities playing off each other.

To "rip through both abilities and space itself" could suggest that they can transcend typical physical boundaries (going beyond the usual limits or constraints of the physical world, often implying breaking through limitations or achieving something extraordinary).

So, since they're able to affect space to such an extent, I imagine, theoretically, they could interact with concepts like time or even traverse different universes.

That is, of course, if we consider time and space as interconnected (as per general relativity).

Chuuya: How do we wake him up?

Dazai: True love’s kiss!

Chuuya: What?

Dazai: I kiss him and he wakes up.

Sigma: *Sits up* I’m awake! Don’t kiss me!

⁰⁶ ʙꜰ ʜᴄ’s

𐔌 ⋮ feat ⋮ ꒱ isagi yoichi

𐔌 ⋮ genre ⋮ ꒱ fluff

- devoted and loyal partner, that’s it.

- he would help you do laundry, clean dishes, tidy up your bedroom with you. not even because he’s expecting something in return but because it gives him an excuse to be near you (in your safe space) and it counts as acts of service!

- he would put your needs and feelings first. he’d go out of his way to make you happy, even if it means sacrificing his own desires sometimes.

- tried to do that yawning then resting his arm over your shoulder thing but failed miserably (bachira taught him… but didn’t exactly teach him well).

- he’s competitive, even with himself, and that would extent to trying to be the best boyfriend possible. he would always strive to outdo himself in terms of being caring, attentive, and supportive.

- respects your boundaries to the T. you don’t like holding hands in public? he’ll keep his hands to himself. you don’t like rollercoasters? he’ll stay on the ground with you.

- he takes GOOODDD pictures of you and will have you as his lock screen (with your permission).

- isagi’s dedication to soccer might sometimes take a toll on your relationship. his schedule could leave little quality time, so as his partner, you would need to be understanding about his commitment to his beloved sport.

- his analytical side would extent to studying your likes, dislikes, and habits. he would pay close attention to the little things that make you happy and do his best to incorporate those into your life together. small gestures of love and care would be his specialty.

- he would be nervous for PDA, but he would be more open it as time goes if you show that you like it.

- listens to your voicemails if he gets THAT lonely.

- makes an effort to be extra nice and polite to people you care about (e.g. your mother, best friend).

- always sends good morning and good night texts, even if you two are supposed to be arguing or he’s half awake/asleep because you will be getting a random sent of letters before he even THINKS of forgetting.

- very supportive of your goals and dreams and especially if you weren’t raised with a family like his. MATTER OF FACT, they are YOUR family now!

ᴄʜᴇᴀᴘ : i don’t know if this is romantic enough… i tried to mix in some serious hc’s with some goofy ones

©cheappickle :: do not copy, rewrite or translate any of my work on any platforms.

i cried when they actually started moving 💀

The whiplash of watching episode 13 , which had okay animation, to then episode 14 … my eyes couldn’t believe what I was seeing… they were all actually moving

im going insane AHHHHHH

KAISER FINALLY OMFGGGGGGG

ALSO HIS VOICE!??!?!?!?!?!?!?

*dies*

WHAT IF I CRIED

“gojo-sensei.”

megumi calls him softly. a rare tenderness underneath his stoic nature. the annoyance gone towards the man who raised him for the last twenty years.

a smile quirk up on satoru's lips. amused at megumi's surprising behavior towards him. he didn't say anything. remaining silent as he continued to speak.

“things happened a lot and i thought, although you're going to be annoying about it.” megumi swallows like his throat had gone dry before continuing. “i'm a father now.”

you slowly gave your baby to your husband. megumi gentle cradled the newborn in his arms before showing it to his teacher. “you're going to be a pain in the ass if i told you but meet, satoru.”

gojo's eyes widened. a chuckle escaping his lips at he looks at megumi. it seems like yesterday megumi was so little and now mature. a father now.

the baby let out a gentle coo. his eyes that are yet to open fluttered. “ (y/n) and i decided to name our kid from you.” megumi looks behind you and you smiled. resting your jaw in his shoulder as you caress the head of your child with megumi. “it's all thanks to you. pestering me and (y/n) and we have a kid now. i know i wasn't a good kid but thank you for the years you've raised me and tsumiki. looking out for me and (y/n). please do continue looking out for us and to our child.”

“now, now — megumi. don't get too emotional on me but —” a tear pooled at the corner of gojo's eyes. threatening to fall at any moment now. touched at megumi's words. “after all these years, you've gotten kind at me!” he dramatically speak. faking to faint before returning to his relaxed expression. “don't worry about it, you can always count on me.” he smiles. ruffling megumi's hair.

the wind gently blew in the open air. the leaves swaying on the branches and megumi feels light, contented. staring at the tombstone where his sensei was laid to rest after the shibuya incident. it's been years and the first thing he did after weeks of you giving birth was to introduce his child to his sensei, who stepped up as his father.

megumi didn't forget him. where everyone moved on and continued with their lives, megumi didn't forget his sensei who was dear to him. he wouldn't admit it.

“thank you for everything, gojo-sensei.”

at age seven, isagi learns two things. one, universal truths are always in the present tense (his teacher told him so), and two, you kiss the people you love (his mom told him so). knowing these, he kisses you under the slide in the playground, because he loves you, at least as he understands it at his age.

at age sixteen, isagi decides two things. one, he will become the best striker in the world, and two, he still loves you, albeit a little more than his seven year old self previously thought. but instead of kissing you, he hugs you tightly before he boards the bus to blue lock, and he takes in all the details of you. he thinks of the smell of your shampoo and the melody of your laugh while he's there, but he never tells anyone that.

at age twenty eight, isagi achieves two things. one, he wins the world cup, and two, he gives you his last name. the kiss you share at the altar is wetter and saltier than the one you shared under the slide, thanks to your tears, but his feelings engrave themselves into your memory all the same. he kisses you again for good measure, much to everyone's amusement, and wonders how his love for you is meant to stay in the present tense when it exists in all past, present, and future tenses.

if I had a nickel for every time I liked a guy from a sports anime voiced by Uchiyama Kōki who had older brother issues, I’d have two nickels.

Which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice.

better(or worser) yet, SAE HAS THE SAME GODDAMN VOICE ACTOR AS AKITERU (tsukki’s brother) 😭💀 - bllk casting director def knew what they were doing

This was truly our blue lock

IM CRYING HELP

lmao this is what i was talking about

IM GONNA COMMIT A CRIME WTH IM SOBBING SO HARD 😭

Honestly so crazy to imagine what 15/16 year old Sae going back to Japan after the worst few years of his life. Seeing Rin on the soccer field looking miserable and thinking in any way possible he needs to get his brother out of this damn sport but being so disconnected from his emotions because of what Spain did to him he doesn't realize the type of motivation he can make burn in Rin's heart because his is so cold and wrung out

I can feel my heart sobbing while reading this

Sae wanting to make sure that the greedy higher ups in any football club don’t get their hands on Rin , the same way they did to Sae . Wanting Rin to enjoy his young, to not turn out like him . Well the opposite clearly happened . Rin also does not know anything other than football, and said he would die without it . Shit

they are so silly 😭

I love the idea of cocky teenage soukoku meeting neeky little twig Kunikida as he's on his way back from school whilst they're graffiting a wall or something. I feel like he'd try and scold them and they'd pick on him.

he is the type to..

wn . ft clingy bf isagi <3 fem¡ reader ;) this is short but its isagi 🤷🏽‍♀️

isagi the type to pamper you somuch (YESYESYES) and when he feels so touch deprived he'll go all out on you like aaahh... ♡__♡ he'll probably caress you everywhere he could especially around your waist. he loves to just touch there and feel your curves, rubbing your skin with the tip of his thumb in circles as he talks with you while you lay on your stomach over his. and he looks at your eyes like 🥰 AHH STOPTHIS

isagi the type to tug on your wrist so hard but yet so gently when you step out of the bed. he'll make the poutiest and most puppy eye look ever so you have to give in to him. then when you finally gave in to him, his lips curve into a small cute smile as he pulls you back into his embrace. he just wants that warmth from you again okay? can't blame him for being such a touchy boy.

isagi the type to shower you with kisses every morning every evening every night. not only that, but also when you're doing works or cooking or even clean the house. as said, he'd have his arms around you tightly while his head bury into the crook of your neck. and if he finds your hair too distracting when you don't tie it up, he'll do it for you. and for him to have more contact with your skin.

isagi the type to mutter sweet nothings to your ear when you both are cuddling or him hugging you from the side as you both sat next to each other. this also applies to when you're doing your own stuff and you can't possibly have your own personal space. because if its your personal space, then it's his personal space too. those teasings will be so cheesy and cringy like, "i wish i could have you right now but you're so busy with your phone" "sigh i bet you're thinking about me now"

isagi the type to rub your back when you lay down on his chest, in between his legs. he likes it when you're all hugging and kissing and touching with him. because it makes him feel good and constantly shuddering at the way you kiss him so much and so needy. his hands go all over your scalp, brushing your hair delicately and tuck your hair behind your ear gently. (MMGMGNDNFNF CANT TAKE THIS ANYMORE)

isagi the type to have lazy showers with you BECAUSE he can't get you out of his sight, ever. i mean, its not like he'll do this every time but sometimes he'll ask for a permission to have hot shower or bath together. if you prefer showering for the morning, then he'll definitely shampoo's your hair as you face the water while closing your eyes. he'll take care of you <33 and if you're in the mood to go for a bathtub, you both will do bubble baths! he'll take a big portion of bubbles and create lots of funny stuff on his face. or even make a big bubble hat over his hair. he simply just wants to keep you close and spend most of his time with you. to hold you and keep you warm <3

yay isagi drabble woohoo i love isagi i miss isagi i cherish isagi

Imagine sskk win against Amenogozen but then it turns out Fyodor has just been hanging back scribbling fanfiction about how actually he won on the page while they were distracted

Mm, this makes me happy. Asagiri has finally spoken while giving us Kunizai fans a bone haha. My respect has gone up for Asagiri with this lmao. Not a SKK shipper but its fandom is yikes... Some fans of this ship are chill and wonderful people but the rest? Yeah... Even Asagiri has confirmed it's not canon and he prefers Kunzai as a partnership (platonically. Translation credit: Maja Dostoevskaya on TikTok.)

"you've got soft hands, tomioka." you whisper to him, his hand held in yours.

giyuu was close to insisting on letting you use his given name, especially now that the two of you have pursued a romantic relationship, but that's a topic for another day. his expression remains unchanged as he watches you, carefully analysing how you react and move.

barely pushing against your grip, he raises his palm to lightly graze your cheek, the warmth of your skin soothing the goosebumps running up his arm.

you feel your heart heat up from his unexpected gesture, doubling the amount of affection he's showing by cupping his face with both of your hands. judging by the minute raise of his eyebrows, he's surprised, enough for his mind to blank out and let go of you. slowly and hesitantly, he nuzzles into your touch, his eyes closing from the pleasant comfort.

cute... he's cute.

Thinking about Isagi Yoichi going absolutely insane when someone talks shit about you, his one and only girlfriend.

And I'm not saying insane as in "Don't talk about her like that!". I'm saying insane as in "Say her name again with that filthy mouth of yours and I swear I'll cut your fucking tongue off."

He can handle people badmouthing him. It's not that deep, really. He's a football player, so, like every other athlete, he has fans and haters all around the globe (more fans than haters, but anyways). So, he developed the hability to just tune off all the hateful comments. Badmouth him all you want, that ain't changing the fact that he's a sucessful all star player and you're not.

What he can't handle, though, is when someone tries to talk shit about his relationship with you, his favorite person in the whole world.

Sadly for the media, you're not a famous singer or model. Yoichi and you met when you were both still little kids, dreaming about monsters, princesses and the world cup trophy. In kindergarten, he thought you were a very great friend. He realized you were the prettiest girl he had ever seen when you were middle schoolers, and, by the time high school came, he had already learned to accept the fact that he was head over heels for you. And so, like a "straight out of a movie" kind of scene, he confessed his love for you all sweaty and smiling in front of the whole world after his winning goal at the Blue Lock XI against Japan U20 match two years ago.

So yeah, you and Isagi had a cute love story. Every video of you together had millions of views and thousands of "couple goals" comments, and people loved you (honestly, how could they not? You're amazing, he's not even sure how he managed to make you fall for his "football rizz" or something, but he's glad you did anyways).

Apparently, not everyone appreciated you as much as he thought.

"Isagi, one minute of your time, please!"

"Isagi, for french press right here!"

"Yoichi, answer my question!"

"Wow. One at a time, guys!" Isagi smiled nervously yet kindly, sitting in a chair in front of the mass of reporters from all across the world who came just to interview him.

Smiling again, Isagi pointed at one of the what seemed like thousands interviewers.

"The lady over there, with the Sae Itoshi shirt"

"Thank you for the opportunity" The room became silent. The woman, seemingly in her late twenties, smiled "I'm Sol, from Spain's national TV press. I'd like to ask a question you about your relationship with (Name) (Surname)"

Smiling wide like a lovesick fool like he always did when someone mentioned you or your relationship, Yoichi urged the reporter to continue.

"Sure. Go ahead."

"It's a known fact that you and (Name) (Surname) have been in a relationship for a little over two years. And so, your fans are wondering: do you plan on getting married shortly?"

The silence in the room was papable. All the cameras and microphones turned to a now strawberry red Yoichi. But he wasn't embarassed because of all the attention he was getting or from the fact that the whole world was seeing this right now. He was used to this feeling of "pressure" already.

He was red because he knew you were watching this interview. He was the one who asked you to do so, after all.

"Uhm... well" he swallowed hard, eyes avoiding the cameras "We have a healthy and happy relationship. We both love each other very much and spend a lot of time together. So... I guess I'd be lying if I told you I haven't thought about it before, but..."

He couldn't even finish his sentence. The press' reaction was instantaneous. Cameras' flashes everywhere and the reporters voices overlaping eachother filled the room.

"BUT" Isagi tried to continue, but just gave up on shouting since his voice couldn't compete with the voice of the lots of reporters. So, he just said to the mic in front of him, almkst whispering, hoping it would capture his voice "I think it's still a little early. I want to make sure we're both mature and financially secure first!"

Reporters were still talking and trying to get his attention. With a sigh, he realized they wouldn't stop shouting until the next question came.

"T-the guy with the light shirt"

"Argentinian press right here" the man started.

Oh oh. Yoichi didn't sense a good vibe from this man. He doesn't know if it's his smirk or his posture, but something feels off. He looks almost dangerous.

I'm probably going crazy, Yoichi thought.

When the man opened his mouth again, though, Isagi realized his intuition was right all along.

"I know you said you love your girlfriend, but you do realize the fans think your girl is just keeping you from becoming the best version of yourself, right?"

Oh, for fuck's sake.

"What." Isagi said, the words coming out in a rather forced way.

Unlike before, the silence in the room was not only palpable. It was now suffocating, uncomfortable.

"Well, it's clear as water" the man shrugged, as if what he was saying made a lot of sense "She is stopping you from becoming the number one striker in the world."

All Isagi wanted to do now was jump across the room and send his fist flying straight to the man's face. He wanted it to realize how utterly wrong he was. How your relationship was actually the best thing that had ever happened in his life, and how he would have probably given up on football have you not begged him to go to the Blue Lock program.

And the though of you sweet, caring you watching this made Yoichi give up on his idea of hitting the man straight on the nose, even if his body was trembling just from thinking about it.

I have to keep my cool. For her.

"Why..." he swallowed. Hard. "Why do you think this is truth?"

"You're not using your time wisely. Instead of practicing, your wasting it because you keep giving for futile things like a relationship"

Oh, how much Yoichi wanted to jump this ugly looking clown. How he wished to hit him hundreds of times, over and over again until he swallowed his own words. Until he regretted ever learning how to even speak.

His fist was already trembling. He was taking deep breaths to keep himself steady.

But it seems like the argentinian doesn't know when to stop.

"Also, it gets kinda tiring living with the same person for a long time, no?" The man laughed "I wouldn't blame you if you're actually cheating on her too, I honestly wouldn't have just one girl if I was you. I mean, you're a star and she's just..."

"Shut. the fuck. up."

All the cameras turned to him again. Yoichi was red. But it's not cause he was embarassed, like the other time.

He was red because he was seething with boiling rage.

I'll kill him. I swear I'll fucking kill this dumb shit.

"Never" Yoichi narrowed his eyes "And I mean never say my girlfriend's name with that disgusting voice of yours again. If you as much as look at her, consider yourself fucking dead." He got up from the table, gaze harder than the one he wears on the field "That woman is the source of my happiness, and you have no right to talk about her like that. If you talk with me with respect you have to show respect for her too. Are we clear? Or is your skull too fucking thick for the information to get into it?

"Calm down, amigo! I was just saying what the fans think." The man smirked, gald to get a reaction from Isagi. If looks could kill, he would have been 6 feet under already "They think it would be better if you both break up..."

"You've fucking done it."

Yoichi jumped from the table, ready to kill the man.

He wanted to crush his skull with his bare hands, to show him just how much you mean to him and how mad he gets when someone mentions you in a degrading way.

Gladly, the japanese PR team removed the man from the room before things could get worse, or else Yoichi would realky have done some damage (he was an athlete, after all).

Watching the man leave the room with furrowed brows and a subtle pout (he really wanted to beat him, after all), Iaagu decided to use this moment to make some things clear. So, he turned to the main mic again.

"I hope this serves as a lesson" Yoichi said, somehow managing to look at almost all of the cameras at the same time "To everyone watching this. Don't expect to talk shit about my girlfriend and get out with all of your teeth in place. I fucking dare anyone to badmouth her. I won't let you get away with it." He glared at one of the cameras "This press ends now."

He then quickly got out of the room, ignoring all the reporters who tried to get him to come back.

With a sigh, once he was in the changing room, he grabbed his phone, not surprised to see almost 20 missed calls and 50 missed massages from you.

(My love ❤️)

-> YOICHI???

-> WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING

-> (1 missed call)

Don't worry, I'm going home now 😁<-

Miss you ❤️<-

-> Typing...

With a smile, he put his phone in his pocket and started to go home.

Man, he just really wanted to see you. Specially since he knew that the next day, the press would want more interviews about what happened.

Whatever. What really matters is that, at the end of the day, you're his and he's yours. And no amount of dumb reporters or media will ever change that.

~ A/N: not proofread. This sucks 💔 I wrote this to stop my growing Aiku obsession LOL

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Tag nine people you’d like to know better

favourite colour(s): light blue

favourite flavour(s) : sweet, sour, spicy

favourite genre(s) : thriller, fantasy

favourite music : kpop, opm, mitski, laufey

favourite movie(s) : i haven’t watched one in a while but maybe harry potter and the the prisoner of azkaban

favorite series : bungou stray dogs, moriarty the patriot

last song : dance in the game by zaq

last movie : romeo and juliet (for my eng class 💀)

currently reading : the wicked king by holly black

currently watching : jojo’s bizarre adventure

currently working on : not failing my exams 😭

tagging: (i’m sorry if you’ve already been tagged 😭) @espresso1patronum @zuhasfavflower @baeins @seorain @luvwezx @vvvvalesss @mywons @ghostiiess @r-ratitos

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favourite colour(s): every shade of blue

favourite flavour(s): cinnamon, cherry, teriyaki

favourite genre(s): fantasy, magical realism, mystery

favourite music: honestly I'll listen to pretty much anything, from hard rock to classical music, but I have a special preference for 80s hits and Japanese indie

favourite movie(s): Pride and Prejudice (2005), Howl's Moving Castle, Shrek 2

favourite series: Good Omens, One Piece, Haikyuu!!, Gravity Falls

last song: Your body is a weapon by The Wombats

last movie: Glass Onion

currently reading: The house in the cerulean sea by TJ Klune

currently watching: One Piece, Buddy Daddies

currently working on: in a creative sense, working on a zosan royal au fic, several fanart pieces and a few fantasy au concepts I'm excited about; in a personal sense, working on my insecurities, hoping to improve my lifestyle by trying sports for the first time (kendo, specifically!) and studying for a competitive exam

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BSD HIGHSCHOOL HEADCANONS

FEAT: osamu dazai, chuuya nakahara, nikolai gogol, fyodor dostoevsky, sigma, atsushi nakajima, akutagawa ryunosuke

CONTENT: written from a british school pov!! mentions of vaping/dazai n nikolai selling overpriced vapes, atsushi n akutagawa scrapping, fake asthma attack (giggling writing these down)

AUTHORS NOTE: FIRST POST ON THISS ACCOUNT AND LOTS MORE TO COME!! will defo be doing another ones of these it was so fun to write (nikolai was my fav)

DAZAI YR11

dazai would defo be one of those popular boys who does absolutely NOTHING in class. all he does is piss around and fucks with chuuya

somehow he’d be in top set in a few classes and everyone else is like what???? HOW????

brings nothing to school and end up with a bunch of pens

i feel like in yr7-8 he was more introverted and quiet (like he was in the pm) but did a complete 180 change in yr9

LOVES the pepperoni pizza slices in the canteen, forces chuuya to buy a slice for him and throws a fit if they’re not being sold that day

”Chuuyaaaaaa! D’ya have any money- please please pleaseeeeee- they’re not even that expensive! You’re just broke, you seriously gonna let a poor guy like me starve?“

if chuuya doesn’t buy him it he gets atsushi to buy it instead

blows up everyone’s phone. please you’d think he lived in his phone if you texted him he’d respond in less than 15 seconds

had braces in yr7-8

started a business with nikolai scamming the younger years bc he was bored. they planned it out n everything in a maths class and not even a day later had set it up in the toilets. once people acc started falling for it and they were getting money he locked tf in

"It’s 15 quid for a vape.. hey bruv I don't make the rules! (he does) If you're gonna complain and not buy owt' you can piss off."

HAD RUMOURS GOING ABT HIM AND CHUUYA IN YR10. THEY WERE IN THE SAM CUBICAL PUFFING ON A VAPE AND SOMEONE WALKED IN ON THEMMMM, LITCH EVERYONE WAS SAYING THEY WERE GAY N HAD SEX. people still bring it up sometimes and dazai doesn't deny it

lowkey wishes it was true

ALL THE YR8-10 GIRLS THINK HE'S FIT

always has dts so he walks home with chuuya

CHUUYA YR11

does gcse pe bc he's super athletic

once again the yr8-10 girls think he's fit (he is)

got called a leprechaun and he started FUMING, same with being called scottish

got so pissed off at dazai once that he lobbed a pen into his eye which prompted dazai to dramatically fall off his chair and hit his head againnst the floor (chuuya didn't gaf)

every time he sees a yellow car he immedietly thinks abt dazai and starts looking around for him

"why's that car so fuckin' yellow- where's dazai."

50/50 chance that people know he is gonna punch the shit outa him or js think he's into him

stuck up for akutagawa once bc the poor boy was being dragged and now aku follows him around though he’d never admit it

EVERY TIME SOMEONE MENTIONS THAT RUMOUR HE GOES BRIGHT RED AND STARTS YAPPING AND SHOUTING

he denies it like his life depends on it

kouyou even teases him abt it please everyone hangs up on him

NIKOLAI YR11

Nikolai is 100% the class clown you cannot change my mind

owns all the school beef accounts and has videos of all the scraps (makes people pay to see them)

gets fyodor to help him with his homework

He’s the one who stuffs toilet roll down the sinks and blocks the toilets. He drags sigma along with him and sigma js attempts to get him to stop (it never works)

IF HE GETS CAUGHT DOING ANYTHING REMOTELY WRONG HE PINS THE BLAME ON SIGMA AND BEGS FYODOR TO BACK HIM UP LMAOAOAIAO

“WHAT?? no miss I would never- wha- why would I do that?? it was litch sigma miss please you gotta believe me, fedya was watching- weren’t you? WEREN'T YOU??”

(fyodor rats him out 9 times out of 10)

In class if he has a sub and gets told off he whines about it saying ‘oh it’s because I’m russian innit’

draws when he’s bored. doesn’t matter what on, he just vandalises everything

DRAMA/THEATRE KID FRFR (me), DRAMA IS ONE OF HIS FAV SUBJECTS ALONG WITH ART (HE TAKES THEM FOR GCSE)

drama teachers are the only ones that like him

sits with sigma and fyodor at lunch, some year sevens sit behind them so he spins around and taps them then spins back and acts like nothing happened (they think he’s weird and moves)

tried selling a yr7 a empty vape once and a teacher caught him, also hides behind toilet doors so when you open them he jumps out and puts you into cardiac arrest

for the business with dazai, he js pissed around the whole time. their business only lasted a week then they got found out bc some kid was pissy abt how it was extremely overpriced, they ended up getting suspended over it but pleaseeeee they went after that kid HELP

he sometimes put random stuff in the vapes like soap AHAHAHSHSHAH

FYODOR YR11

gets out of pe bc he's anemic. had to fight a war with the pe teachers to get out of it bc they claimed it wasn't a valid excuse, only let him out of it when he passed out playing badminton (nikolai took a video of it and constantly uses it as blackmail)

reads at lunch

got reported once bc somebody bumped into him and he threatened them saying smth corny like 'you better watch your back buddy' or ‘I will stab you at lunch’ and they got scared (tbh i would as well man is intimidating)

slt was called and a bag check had to be done, all they found were books (nerd 🤓)

sometimes quotes authors of the books he reads and completely denies everything if you mention it or question it

"hm? what? why would i quote that- i didnt even say that, what're you on about?" (starts sweating)

i think this is ooc buttt its funny so idgaf, watched deathnote in yr7 or 8 and acted like light as well as bought his own rip off book on temu, he'd wip it out if anyone got on his nerves and everybody took the piss out of him

THIS MADE ME GIGGLE SM I CAN IMAGINE TTHIS IS HOW NIKOLAI MEETS HIM AND HE JS BULLIES HIM

SIGMA YR10

so so soooo awkward

doesn't have ANY friends in his year, lingers around older years so his classmates stay AWAY.

only friends r nikolai and fyodor (nikolai dragged him to his table after seeing him being emo and fyodor tolerates him)

i think he'd be in middle set for most things, the exception being top in english.

common sigma phrase when anyone talks to him

"uh.. well- I uh- I mean-.. yes..?"

was walking behind atsushi one day and a pin off his backpack fell off (read atsushi's section for context). he picked it up for him and gave it back to him leading to atsushi buying him a radnor fizz as a thanks

lowkey wants to be friends with atsushi bc of how nice he was but IS TOO PUSSY TO TALK TO HIMMM

ATSUSHI YR9

has a bunch of cute keychains on his bag and people RIP THEM OFF ALL THE TIME he gen gets so upset over it

gets all his teachers small gifts like chocolates for holidays

most people in the school like him and the yr11s stick up for him bc he's mates with dazai

SCRAPPED AKUTAGAWA IN YR8 BC HE TOOK THE PISS OUT OF HIS HAIRCUT- DAZAI HAD TO DRAG THEM APART BC ALL THEY WERE DOING WAS WACKING EACHOTHER HELPPPP

waves and smiles at sigma every time he sees him

him and akutagawa eventually made up and they're semi friends purely bc aku doesn't want people to start saying shit like 'ooo the emo can make friends'

AKUTAGAWA YR9

he is so judgy he will fucking side eye you in the hallways and shit

EVERYTIME HE GOES TO THE TOILETS DAZAI IS THERE VAPING AND HE SWEARS HE GETS A ASTHMA ATTACK WITH THE AMOUNT OF SMOKE OR EHATEVA

follows gin and Chuuya around and gets them to batter people if they say anything to him

CONSTANTLY picked on for being edgy

"OI EMO! WRIST CHECK?????" or "barcode"

heard abt how fyodor got out of pe and faked having a asthma attack whilst running track, ATSUSHI THOUGHT HE WAS BEING FR AND STARTED SOBBING AHAHAHAHAH

watches horror movies with gin and buys her stuff occasionally (HEADCANNON THAT THEY SHOW THEIR LOVE THROUGH ACTS OF SERVICE)

semi friends with kaiji and higuchi (by this i mean he lets him yap and doesn't complain)

shaves his eyebrows off to seem edgy

One of the things I think the fandom doesn't get about Fyodor at all is his massive savior complex.

He doesn't have a god complex.

He sees himself as humanity's savior who is acting on the desires of a higher power (God) and somehow that is even more terrifying to me.

stars align while hearts speak | megumi x reader

wc: 572

the mission had left both of you exhausted, your feet dragging as you walked alongside megumi in the cool night air. the stars twinkled above, and despite the silence between you, it felt peaceful. megumi, as usual, seemed lost in thought—focused, as if replaying the events of the day in his mind.

you glanced at him, noticing the slight furrow in his brow, the way his shoulders looked just a little more tense than usual. he always carried the weight of everything so seriously. “hey,” you said, breaking the quiet. “how about we sit for a while? the stars are really nice tonight.”

he looked over at you, hesitating for a second. “we’re almost back.”

“come on, it’ll only take a minute,” you urged, flashing him a small smile. “it’s not like we get to relax much anyway.”

after a beat, he sighed and followed you to a small patch of grass off the path. you both sat down, and you leaned back slightly, letting the cool breeze brush over your skin. megumi, though sitting next to you, stayed upright, his eyes fixed on the sky.

“it’s quiet out here,” you murmured, looking up at the stars. “kind of makes everything feel… far away.”

megumi hummed in agreement, though his gaze remained distant. after a pause, he said, “you handle things well out there.”

the comment caught you off guard. “oh, thanks. i guess i’ve had good practice,” you laughed lightly. “you’re the one who always has it together though. i’m just trying to keep up.”

he didn’t respond right away, his eyes flickering down to the grass for a moment before back up at the sky. “it’s easier when you’re around.”

your breath caught, and you turned to him, waiting for him to say more, but he didn’t. he kept his gaze upward, his expression neutral, but there was a softness in his tone that made your heart skip a beat.

“really?” you asked, your voice quieter now.

“yeah,” he said simply. “it’s not just the missions. i mean… you’re easy to be around. i don’t have to think so much.”

the admission hung in the air between you. it wasn’t blunt, it wasn’t a grand confession, but coming from megumi, it felt like a lot. your chest warmed at his words, a smile tugging at your lips.

“well,” you started softly, “i like being around you too.”

megumi didn’t say anything in response, but you noticed the subtle shift in his expression, the way his shoulders seemed to relax a bit more. after a moment, you decided to push just a little further, feeling braver.

“you’re not bad company, you know?” you teased, nudging him lightly with your shoulder.

“is that supposed to be a compliment?” he muttered, but there was a hint of amusement in his voice, barely noticeable.

“maybe,” you replied, laughing softly.

megumi finally looked at you then, just for a second, but long enough for you to see the faintest trace of a smile tugging at the corner of his mouth. it was subtle, almost like everything he was feeling was hidden beneath the surface, but it was there. and somehow, that small smile was enough.

“let’s stay a little longer,” he said quietly, turning his gaze back to the sky.

you nodded, leaning back to fully take in the stars again, but now your heart felt a little lighter, a little warmer.

kirara listens to ayesha erotica and kesha canon send post

so im a sucker for tropes that humanize larger than life characters . Sue me!!

I know that the final showdown is about 99% almost completely canonically going to be between Atsushi and Akutagawa vs Fyodor but imagine . If u will:

Dazai and Fyodor having a Fucking Fist Fight

In this scenario:

Amenogozen is dead or occupied

Dazai is more injured and exhausted than Fyodor is.

Its destruction all around, smoke in the air, craters of stone in the ground—two men standing amongst a ruined battlefield. Dazai and Fyodor, face to face amongst the blood, sweat, and ruin that Fyodor had said he would always be above in mersault.

There’s a gun in between them, nestled in the dirt. There are no more pawns on the table, only two kings staring each other down on a wasteland checkboard. Dazai’s leg is broken. Fyodor is breathing hard.

Dazai lunges for the gun at the same time Fyodor does—in a mad scramble, he kicks out Dazai’s bad leg—Dazai screams in agony as Fyodor pins him down. The gun is kicked several feet out of reach.

But Fyodor is physically weak. The only reason why Dazai hasn’t already knocked him out cold is because of his broken leg.

Dazai elbows Fyodor in the chest so hard he breaks a rib. Fyodor chokes, his chest knocked free of air and ringing with pain as he tries to see Dazai through his rapidly blurring eyes.

He was flipped over in the scuffle, but Fyodor reaches down and grabs Dazai’s leg and digs his fingers to where he thinks the bones separate and presses. Dazai is so blinded by pain, he briefly lets go as Fyodor punches him in the face.

Dazai’s nose is bleeding, but Fyodor doesn’t have time to appreciate it as he pushes Dazai off—flips them over again—he is straddling Dazai with his weight on the former’s broken leg. His hands seize Dazai’s neck and grips with all his might.

Dazai’s hands claw at his face animalistically, scrabbling for purchase on Fyodor’s hair, eyes, anything. His eyes meet Fyodor’s—both of their swirling pairs of darkness are finally awake, alive, burning—and oh, this is what Dazai had meant, hadn’t he? In the silence of Dazai’s strangled wheezes and his nails dragging up dust, Fyodor realizes: this is what it means to be alive.

Dazai spits into Fyodor’s face. He lets go reflexively, yelping with disgust as blood-spit blinds him, while Dazai is gasping as he crawls for the gun; he’s halfway there before Fyodor blindly grabs one of Dazai’s legs. But it’s not the broken one—Dazai pivots his ankle and stomps with all of his might as Fyodor screams because several of his fingers as broken.

Dazai’s hand finds the gun.

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Lol imagine FYODOR / CHUUYA / DAZAI pinning you against the wall cuz ur an assassin that snuck in, and his knee is between your thighs while his hand is holding both of your wrists, and his other holding a gun at your head before he notices his gun is uncocked so he uses his mouth to cock it before aiming it back at you again