1. A Primer for the Small Weird Loves - Richard Siken / 2. The Crane Wife - CJ Hauser / 3. Automat - Edward Hopper / 4. Red Doc> - Anne Carson / 5. Melancholy - Edvard Munch / 6. The Village (2004) / 7. So We Must Meet Apart - Gabrielle Bates and Jennifer S. Cheng
TIL that the Audubon Society has released official statements on the difference between a "bird", a "birb", and a "borb", featuring such gems as:
No but you all don't understand there were times I kept going through the day on the basis of the sole reminder that I would watch Lionel Messi play at night. That guy saved my life.
btw archive dot org is SUCH a treasury when it comes to out-of-print poetry anthologies… i am having the time of my life, truly ❣️
Rosemary? You mean spicy pine needles?
Every "Title of your sex tape" joke in Brooklyn Nine-Nine
"Kind, sober and fully dressed", Jake to Amy
"I'm sorry about tonight", Jake to Amy
"It's not your fault, I was terrible", Jake to Amy
"I'm horrible at this, when can we stop", Jake to Amy
"Ah, well done", Jake to himself
"I'm with someone and nothing is going to happen", Jake to Amy
"This better not bite me in the ass", Jake to Amy
"Uh oh, hope it doesn't get too sexual", Jake to Amy
"Blast of cold air coming out of that box", Jake to Amy
"Why doesn't your mouth work", Jake to Amy
"I hope it wasn't a mistake", Jake to Amy (right after they fuck for the first time)
"I just got it out of the vent to rub it in your faces", Jake to Amy
"One more 'but' and you're in contempt", Jake to the judge at his trial
"I'm so confused, I don't know what's happening right now", Jake to Amy
"I'm shaking right now, I'm definitely going to cry" Amy to Jake
"Seriously, what is taking so long?" Jake to Amy
"My mother has a fantastic basement", Jake to Holt
"I came alone", Jake to Jimmy Figis
"That's not how holes work", Jake to Boyle
"Why don't we take this map and this sextant and chart a course to the restaurant", Holt to Boyle
"Did not work at all but I love that you attempted it" Jake to Holt
"Jake and Amy are getting married tonight", Boyle to himself
"Sorry, that came out weird", Jake to Holt
"It's hard for some people", Jake to a therapist
"It just slipped out", Rosa to Boyle
"I came as fast as I could ", Jake to Amy
"There's not even any soft parts in the middle we could pull out", Jake to Hitchcock and Scully
"Grabbed whatever and yanked", Boyle to Dr Oliver Cox
"Just show me the tip", Jake to Holt
"She's coming, hide!" Jake to Holt
"Quite hard upon me", Jake to himeself
"Demon in your jeans", Jake to his father
"Cockpit Larry and the mile-high stewardi", Jake's dad's actual sex tape
Weird that Doug Judy and Gina aren't on the list 🤔 🤔
Turns out compartmentalizing my feelings day in and day out isn't of much help in the long run. 12 years of wishing to see your team lift that trophy, 12 years of wishing to see that damned cup with three pillars and a world on top once in someone's hands...and one fine day, you know it's all over, just like that. How do I ever move on?
oresteia, robert icke / from the nebraska plant, the mountain goats / jayme ringleb, from “a little learning” / black sails / blue nights, joan didion / pentimento definition / myers’ psychology for the ap® course, c. nathan dewall and david meyers / pink, sylvie baumgartel / perforated heart, eric bogosian
Roses are red, that much is true, but violets are purple, not fucking blue.
She/her | 20 | Mostly failing to "hold my balance on this spinning crust of soil."
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