Dark: I Can’t Do This, It’s Against My Moral Compass.

Purple: Red, why are you crying?

Red: This book is so sad!!

Purple, picking it up: But this is my diary-

Dark: I got us matching friendship bracelets, and you say I don't care about our relationship.

Chosen: These are handcuffs.

Dark: Yeah, 'cause we're partners in crime!

Second and Dark:*Playing video games*

Chosen: You guys woke up at 5:30 in the morning just to play games?

Second: *silence*

Dark: *silence*

Chosen, finally figuring it out: ...You two never went to sleep, did you?

Second & Dark in shame: Yeah...

Kidnapper: I have your partner.

Chosen: What? I don't have a partner...

Kidnapper: Then who just called me a lowlife bitch and spit in my face?

Chosen: Oh my god, you have Dark.

Random person on the street: If you had to choose between your son and all the money I have in my wallet, which would you choose?

Navy: That depends, how much money are we talking about?

Purple: Dad!

Random Person: 63 cents.

Navy: …I’ll take the money.

Purple: DAD!!!

Dark: Why shouldn't you tell ducks jokes on April Fools Day?

Dark: Because they'll quack up

Dark: How do pirates celebrate April Fools Day?

Dark: They walk the prank

Chosen: Knock knock

Dark: Who's there?

Chosen: Lenny

Dark: Lenny who?

Chosen: Lenny know when you're done with these April Fools Day jokes.

Green: "It's easy to forget what a sin is in the middle of a battlefield."

Yellow: Opposite over hypotenuse.

Green: Dipshit.

Green: You look mentally ill.

Purple: I am. Let’s go.

Purple, watching Dark and Chosen fight: Are you sure they should be fighting? What if they get hurt?

Second, not bothered by the chaos: It’s fine. They’re too evenly matched to hurt each other.

Purple: Then... who’s the strongest out of you three?

Dark: Second.

Chosen: Second.

Second: Me.

Blue: Yellow, you’re such a genius!

Yellow: Yes, I know.