Second: Dark And I Were Crossing The Street, And This Man Drove By And Honked At Us.

Green: Isn't it amazing how I can feel so bad and still look so good?

Yellow: I'm the smartest, wisest person of the group

Green: Then why is your hand stuck in a vending machine?

Yellow: I paid for my candy bar, I'm getting my candy bar.

Dark: WHO THE FUCK-

Second: Whoa, language!

Dark: I speak fucking English!

Second: ...

Dark: Why shouldn't you tell ducks jokes on April Fools Day?

Dark: Because they'll quack up

Dark: How do pirates celebrate April Fools Day?

Dark: They walk the prank

Chosen: Knock knock

Dark: Who's there?

Chosen: Lenny

Dark: Lenny who?

Chosen: Lenny know when you're done with these April Fools Day jokes.

Purple: Red, why are you crying?

Red: This book is so sad!!

Purple, picking it up: But this is my diary-

Dark: If you ever feel stupid or weak or powerless, just remember that I am not. I am out there, very dangerous, and I am looking for you. Good luck.

Green: Pose as a team because SHIT JUST GOT REAL!

Chosen, answering the phone: Hello?

Dark: It’s Dark.

Chosen: What did they do this time?

Dark: No, it’s me, Dark. It’s actually me.

Chosen: What did you do this time?

Blue: A bicycle is the acoustic version of a motorcycle.

Yellow: What drugs are you on right now?

Blue: Yes.

Dark: *kills Second*

Second: No thanks.

Second: I'm god.