Chosen: What Do You Have?

Red: I wasn't hurt that badly. The doctor said all my bleeding was internal, that's where the blood's supposed to be!

Dark: The ‘how the fucks’ and 'why are you so dumbs’ don’t matter. All that matters is that I have a new gun.

Second: If I stay in bed I'll be warm. If I get in the shower, I'll also be warm. But the distance between the bed and shower? No. That is not warm.

Green: What's your greatest fear?

Purple: Not being loved and appreciated.

Green: ...

Green: Damn, that's deep.

Green: Mine is the Kool Aid man, but I feel kinda stupid about it now...

Dark: I'm just gonna start killing people.

Dark: Everything else is boring.

Purple: Man, they look like a real handful. How do you deal with them?

Yellow, watching Green screaming, Red trying to set a sleeping Second on fire, and Blue choking on air: I don't know either.

Dark: I prevented a murder today.

Second: Really? That’s amazing! How did you do that?

Dark: Self-control.

Dark: Who wants to make fifty bucks?

Second: How?

Dark: I need someone to take the fall.

Second: What did you do?

Dark: I can't tell you. Yes or no, no questions asked.

Chosen, from the other room: Oh my god.

Dark: ...

Chosen: OH MY GOD!

Second: Make it a hundred.

Dark: Deal.

Victim: Is stabbing someone immoral?

Dark: Not if they consent to it.

Chosen: Depends on who your stabbing.

Second: YES??!!?

Green: Hey Purple, do you have any hobbies?

Purple: Swimming...

Green: Really? That's cool, I never expected you to-

Purple: In a pool of self-hatred and regret