*out Grocery Shopping*

Second: I’m so happy two of my favorite people are getting along now!

Yellow: Uh, Chosen and Dark are not getting along.

Second: They’re not trying to kill each other.

Yellow: You may have a point.

King: Are you having another depressive episode?

Purple: A depressive episode?

Purple: I'm having a depressive series and we're just on season one.

Second: Are you this rude to everyone?!

Dark: Yup.

Dark: Don't think you're special.

Red: Which way did Green go?

Yellow: Well, based on the direction of the wind, the broken sticks in the corner, and the slight disturbance in the dirt, I'd guess they went left.

Red: You could really figure it out from that?

Yellow: No, you idiot, Green sent me a text.

Purple: Gender? Ha, yeah. I totally have one of those, definitely. There's some sort of gender around here, gimmie a second.

Purple, throwing dirty laundry around: Shit. I know it was here... I saw it yesterday!

Purple, crawling around on the floor, looking under things: Ugh... Sorry, gimmie a sec... I swear, I had it just the other day...

Yellow: *very seriously* You need to stop doing weird things to cope with the stress. Going outside might help.

Red: I went to the park today.

Yellow: There you go! I hope you got something from that.

Red: *opening their coat* This duck.

Blue: Drink your school, stay in drugs, and get 8 hours of drugs.

Green: I have feelings for you.

Purple: Why? What's wrong with you? Are you sure you're okay?

Red: So, Purple, do you have a crush on anyone?

Purple: The only crush I have is this crushing anxiety.

Dark: *gets set on fire and screams in agony*

Dark: Nah, I’m just kidding. Fire does nothing to me.