Purple: Sorry If I'm Bothering You...

Red: A mosquito tried to bite me and I slapped it and killed it.

Red: And I started thinking.

Red: Like, it was just trying to get food.

Red: What if I went to the fridge and it just slammed the door shut and snapped my neck?

Chosen: ...I'm pretty sure that place is fire-proof, or something.

Dark, grenade in hand: Alright, but is it explosion-proof?

Dark: I have met some of the most insufferable people. But they also met me.

Dark: Remember how I said that Second and I were gonna have a calm night out for once?

Chosen: Yeah…

Dark: Well, we’re in jail.

Chosen: *hangs up*

Purple: I fell—

Green: From heaven?

Purple: No, I literally fell—

Green: In love with me the moment you saw me?

Purple: MY ARM IS BROKEN!

Green: Okay, but do you think I'm pretty? Be honest.

Yellow: *very seriously* You need to stop doing weird things to cope with the stress. Going outside might help.

Red: I went to the park today.

Yellow: There you go! I hope you got something from that.

Red: *opening their coat* This duck.

Chosen: Damn, the power went out.

Second: Don’t worry, I got this.

Second: *stomps foot*

Chosen: What-?

Second: *Sketchers light up*

Dark: WHO THE FUCK-

Second: Whoa, language!

Dark: I speak fucking English!

Second: ...

*Second is fighting a monster*

Dark: Just stay calm! You already have everything you need to beat it!

Second: The power to believe in myself!?

Dark: No, a knife! Stab it!

Green: "It's easy to forget what a sin is in the middle of a battlefield."

Yellow: Opposite over hypotenuse.

Green: Dipshit.