Dark: You Can Trust Me! Remember Who Pulled You Out Of The River When You Were Younger?

Dark: I’m a reverse necromancer.

Second: Isn’t that just killing people?

Dark: Ah, technically.

Yellow: I am charging my phone in school secretly.

Yellow: Mastermind over here.

Red: So, Purple, do you have a crush on anyone?

Purple: The only crush I have is this crushing anxiety.

Random person on the street: If you had to choose between your son and all the money I have in my wallet, which would you choose?

Navy: That depends, how much money are we talking about?

Purple: Dad!

Random Person: 63 cents.

Navy: …I’ll take the money.

Purple: DAD!!!

Red: Yellow's amazing at concentrating. Once they start reading, the only way they’ll notice you is if you take their book away. Not even if you hit them or shake them!

Blue: That was them ignoring you.

Green: I have feelings for you.

Purple: Why? What's wrong with you? Are you sure you're okay?

Dark: If I can't cause tiny bits of chaos every day, I think my body will shut down.

Chosen: Damn, the power went out.

Second: Don’t worry, I got this.

Second: *stomps foot*

Chosen: What-?

Second: *Sketchers light up*

Dark, wearing shades: Rule one of destroying the world.

Dark: *does finger guns* You gotta look good while doing it.

Chosen: *gets a text* Oh! It’s Dark.

Second, excitedly: Did they get me the stuff?

Chosen: Yeah, they say they got you the clown costume, the power drill, and 12 gallons of blood.

Second: Wow! Where’d they find 12 gallons of fake blood?

Chosen: Wait, you wanted fake blood?

Second:

Chosen: I’ll go call Dark.