1. So fucking glad that they are having GG be a group project and not one individual and even though i think adults preying on children's privacy is disgusting (as gossip itself always has been), it's at least an interesting set up. Interested to see how the teacher dynamics will change the GG account as it goes though
2. NATE ARCHIBALD AS AN EXAMPLE OF BEST STUDENT?? someone who wrote this loves @rainathorpe and I personally
3. Poly ship poly ship poly ship
"it's different with you and aki"
"in a good way?"
"in the best way"
AND THEN
"you know you can think of him"
4. Julien and Zoya were so cute at first, I wish they had paced out that friendship throughout the season, but I'm also SO glad they didn't pull a Julien/Obi/Zoya cheating arc
5. I love the sound of Kristen Bell's voice
6. Zoya's dad is cute and it's interesting that he also has a unresolved relationship with the UES like Rufus even if not romantic
7. Super glad the power balance of the main trio isn't minions. Luna is shown to be an actual stylist, Monet is the one bossing Julien half the time as an actual manager, and Julien might be the influence but she's also a face. Which, the whole influencer thing is interesting in its own right
8. Max and his family of gays!!
9. Monet sitting like a queen in front of her throne!
10. Aki and his references 👌 I love this kid even more than I thought i might
11. Obi is a little annoying, but that's bc i don't want a rich white savior kid moralizing out of guilt with my trashy teen soaps lol. I don't think they had to go quite that hard to connect him with Zoya but whatever lol it's only the pilot
12. Also very unhappy with how the teachers dubbed the darkest-skinned character Monet "the villain", like bitch please.
13. I'm looking forward to actually getting to see Audrey's relationship with Julien, it was definitely overshadowed by Audrey's sex scenes they needed the promos for apparently
((that being said, it was nice to see the gender reversal of the typical standing male gratification sex scene))
14. this is something so tiny only i will care but i do love that they finally addressed campus roaming privileges even if in one sentence
AND LAST but... the digs at headbands, at chuck/blair being pre-cancel culture, and the former student now teacher being accused of being gossip girl were great
fuck therapy i need to be cast as a horrible person in a horror movie and get to stab a fake body and get blood all over me and act deranged (and get paid for it!), that would help me a lot actually
i rest my case
can i get 3 pumps of lsd inmy frappy
me:
my brain: draw artists as pokémon masters
me: ok
my brain: also make it pixel art and suffer
Ratatouille is a good movie and all but can we stop ignoring the weird sub plot about how it's wrong for rats to steal? Like. What are they supposed to do then? Buy food? From the grocery store? With WHAT MONEY ratatouille?
Where are you going? The mirror’s here.
I’ve seen a lot of different opinions about the teachers being gossip girl but no ones addressed my biggest issue with it. They act like the goal is humble all mean rich kids but then they immediately go after the scholarship kid who hasn’t done anything wrong. It immediately undermines their characters. Narratively, it could be interesting to see the teachers go from legitimately punishing these kids for doing actual harm to losing their morality to the inherent pettiness and cruelty of gossip girl. If they had started slower and then built up to a scene like that man taking and posting pictures of a barely dressed 14-year-old, it could have been shocking and major turning point in the season. By jumping into something so horrible to the most innocent character on the show, they lose that whole chance.
men with zodiac signs r like crazy