I Was On A College Campus, Walking Down The Hallway Checking On Active Classes. I Walked Past A Room

The Incident, aka, 90% of what Magneto does

I went to the beach with my parents. My dad was blonde and had a ponytail. We had backpacks. We jumped into the sea and immediately saw whales and giraffes. It was my cousin's birthday. We got her some shells.

CARRIE (1976) dir. Brian De Palma

WALL·E (2008), dir. Andrew Stanton

me trying to save jesse when hes getting manipulated

The government made the words “left” and “right” illegal to use and passed a law to replace them with “lean with it” and “rock with it” respectively.

Reblog if you currently need a kiss or a lobotomy.

for all my mens tits enjoyers out there