I’m Sorry If I Seem Weird It's Because I Literally Am

i know unicorns are usually silver or lavender with those skinny horse legs built for running but id like to see more unicorns with natural colouration built like tanks like these beasts

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my favorite childhood memory is having energy

I don't know if it's just because I didn't watch the first season of Euphoria live, but I feel like people are being extremely hard on Cassie for what she did in the new ep and like... really? Like, don't get me wrong, she fucked up big time, but this is basically the first time we've seen her character do ANYTHING that hurts anyone besides herself.

I keep seeing stuff from people talking about how Maddy needs to "put her in her place" and shit and like, has Maddy been a great friend to Cassie? I remember last season when she told her if she ever repeated what Maddy told her at the carnival she'd "fucking come for [her]." And obviously Maddy was at a real low point when she said that, but that's the point-- so is Cassie now.

I'm not excusing Cassie's actions (though honestly this whole Cassie x Nate plot is total bullshit to begin with imo), but she's young, has virtually no self esteem, knows only toxic relationships and being exploited, and was on top of all that really wasted. Obviously it was a bad action, but the way people are coming down on her and wanting to see her punished for this downward spiral when up to this point she's been one of the sweetest people in the show just doesn't sit right with me

Okay so obviously celebrity crushes are a big thing but does anyone else have celebrities that you're not attracted to but you're like... god I would love to have that person as a friend or an older sibling or a godparent or whatever... Like I'm not attracted to Paul F. Tompkins but every time I see him I'm like wow I lowkey want him to take me to the zoo and buy me an ice cream cone and a balloon... I wanna chill with Robb Wells on his back porch and hang out with his pet chickens... I wanna go to a karaoke night with Phoebe Bridgers and then get her advice on how to deal with shitty mental health days... I wanna eat nachos and watch hockey with Will Arnett... I want to talk to Jenny Owen Youngs about my feelings on Buffy the Vampire Slayer... idk there's such a culture of being super verbal and weirdly explicit about wanting to fuck celebrities but sometimes you just wanna platonically vibe with people

A random old lady walked up to me and asked if I was autistic. I told her I wasn't sure, and she said, "Would you like to be?"

cannot express to you how badly i want to be sloppily making out with someone with our hands all over each others chests and my wetness on their thigh and their mouth on my boobs and all the spit and and and