Happy Birthday Fish. I Am Sending You The Beam Attack Of Friendship. If You Look To The Sky, You Will

Then God said, "Be fruitful and multiply." And the Bunnies and the Rabbits took that as a challenge.

What happens if I reject gender completely?

This post is for ladies only. If you are a guy, GET out of here.

I bestow upon you this dagger. It is an ancient dagger. Use it wisely.

I'm no longer posting fandom-related content here, that's what my ao3 is for for the 2 people that care. I will be posting non-fandom content here still

Please do not read further

I've been infected with the game. If you lost because you read further, I'm sorry. Someone send me who started the game please I must know

Can't sleep again

There’s something in my brain. Be it a worm, a parasite, nobody knows. It’s fairly quiet during the day, yet when the sun sets, it begins its activities. It activates my hippocampus and amygdala against my wishes. And worse, it constantly flexes and unflexes the muscles in my leg, causing my heart rate to constantly stay up just enough to prevent sleep. I cannot believe I have to live with this… thing, but unless I consume pills, I’m stuck with it. Thankfully, writing seems to get it going long enough to quiet it down, but I’m no writing wizard. One can only write so much before running out of ideas. Fortunately, it seems to have mostly halted its nightly activities, but I assure you I must fight this unending war until the day of my demise.

Customer: "So you're telling me a shrimp fried this rice?" Waiter: "Yes Customer:"...compliments to the shref."

Probably bad boss idea

A really strong boss that's really difficult to beat. Typical "I really love fighting" type. When you beat the boss, they just lie there for a second. Then, melancholic yet hopeful music starts swelling. The boss slowly stands back up, grabs their weapon, and gets into their fighting stance. The music crescendos as it reaches it's climax. The second phase of the boss starts, but instead of a desperation phase or a stronger second phase, the boss is noticeably weaker and slower. As you fight them, the music slowly starts to lose the hopefulness, as the boss gets slower and weaker and they constantly lose heath. They are no longer fighting to stop you. They are no longer fighting for the joy of fighting. They are no longer fighting to kill you. They are fighting to prove to themselves that they still can. They are fighting because they don't want to acknowledge that they're hurt, that they've already lost, that they're going to die. They're fighting out of ignorance. Eventually, they're health bar drops to 15%, then 10%, then 5%. They stop, and drop their weapon. The music slowly starts to fade out, now fully melancholic. They have acknowledged that they're dying. They've acknowledged that you've won. They collapse, their body now lying there, motionless.

Never mind, Just found season 2. I'll be gone a little longer :)

"I can change my future" mfs be like: "You will never amount to anythi-" "NUH UH"

Why aren't there more mangas like this? It would legit be so funny. "What's it like here?" "It's pretty cozy." "How do you make money?" "Try buying a slave." "A what?" "A slave." "And let me guess, women don't have rights either?" "I don't see a reason why they should?" "I'm gonna activate the strongest skill of my world." "A-And what's that?" "The peaceful protest."

the king has a large problem. The hero that was summoned thinks slavery is "a bad thing" and women "should have rights"