would any of y'all be interested in being added to my coraline dr?? id probably make a google form and a lil intro you could post so y'all can have the option
washington mentioned wtf is the sun
I wanna blab more about my teen boy dr because it's not just that atp because my brain went "washington!! ghosts!! abandoned town!!" and now I'm planning on each of our stupid little things we have
(+ Lucy and Celia's, which is need to make a post for because they're both iconic)
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FOR EVERY CLASS . always sit where you can see (or avoid) the professor’s mood swings. bring a spare quill, and for Merlin’s sake, read all instructions on the board
★⋆. ASTRONOMY
DEALING WITH PROFESSOR SINESTRA . she’s chill if you stay quiet. don’t interrupt her passionate stargazing rants, or she’ll assign extra homework on constellations literally no one’s ever heard of
HOMEWORK . star charts and essays on planetary motion. tedious but straightforward—accuracy is everything.
TIPS TO EXCEL . memorize constellations and learn how to cast Lumos just dim enough so that you don’t blind everyone during late-night pitch black lessons
EXTRA CREDIT . spot and track a rare celestial event, like a comet. (bonus points if you can pronounce its Latin name to Sinestra without choking)
AVOID MISHAPS . never mix up Mars and Mercury on your chart—you’ll be doomed in astronomy and divination
★⋆. CARE OF MAGICAL CREATURES
DEALING WITH PROFESSOR HAGRID . show genuine interest in his creatures, even if they look like they could eat you (because they definitely could)
HOMEWORK . research magical creature habits and write about their care. watch out—he loves long essays (he can basically make students write books about his favorite subject for him)
TIPS TO EXCEL . always wear dragonhide gloves and boots that cover your ankles. treat the creatures and Hagrid with respect—he’ll notice
EXTRA CREDIT . help feed or clean up after the creatures during your free periods or after class. it’s messy, but he appreciates it immeasurably
AVOID MISHAPS . never, ever call a Blast-Ended Skrewt “gross” within his earshot
★⋆. CHARMS
DEALING WITH PROFESSOR FLITWICK . he’s sweet but sharp. pay attention, or you’ll be called on mid-yawn to demonstrate something tricky.
HOMEWORK . practice spells at home. if your wandwork looks like you’re conducting a dance recital, you’re doing it wrong.
TIPS TO EXCEL . focus on precise wand movements and pronunciation—no “swish and flick” means no charm
EXTRA CREDIT . perform an original charm in class and explain how you invented it (hint: slap a name on something flashy, and ramble about how Flitwick’s class gave you the “tools to do it”)
AVOID MISHAPS . don’t use charms on your classmates (no matter how obnoxious they are) unless you want detention for “unsanctioned spellcasting”
★⋆. DEFENSE AGAINST THE DARK ARTS
DEALING WITH THE PROFESSOR . varies wildly year to year. if they’re twitchy, don’t ask questions. if they’re confident, challenge them slightly—they love it
HOMEWORK . spell practice, theoretical essays on defensive strategies, and (sometimes) practical exams.
TIPS TO EXCEL . master shield charms early—Protego is your bread and butter. always watch your back in “surprise” practical tests (the surprise could be a curse aimed at your back)
EXTRA CREDIT . propose new defense tactics for obscure threats like Lethifolds or hinkypunks, it shows interest in the less ‘cool’ aspects of the dark arts
AVOID MISHAPS . don’t hex yourself in class while demonstrating a jinx. you won’t get in trouble. but it’s embarrassing.
★⋆. DIVINATION
DEALING WITH PROFESSOR TRELAWNEY . just nod and act fascinated. she’s happier when you look like you believe her
HOMEWORK . dream journals, tea-leaf sketches, and guesses at what the stars are “telling” you.
TIPS TO EXCEL . make up dramatic predictions that sound poetic. extra marks for impending doom towards a classmate
EXTRA CREDIT . spot a “true vision” (or just pretend you did). a fainting act doesn’t hurt
AVOID MISHAPS . never laugh at her predictions, even if they sound ridiculous—she’ll doom you for life (and you never know what fate holds)
★⋆. HERBOLOGY
DEALING WITH PROFESSOR SPROUT . show some love for plants, and she’ll adore you. don’t sass her or underestimate how dangerous some herbs are
HOMEWORK . care guides for magical plants, essays on uses for their parts, and detailed sketches
TIPS TO EXCEL . be gentle with the plants, even the ones with attitudes. also, if you’re prone to daydreaming, please keep a note of which vines bite
EXTRA CREDIT . cultivate a rare magical plant and present its uses in class (good luck)
AVOID MISHAPS . always wear gloves when handling anything spiky, slimy, or screaming
★⋆. HISTORY OF MAGIC
DEALING WITH PROFESSOR BINS . he doesn’t even care if you’re awake, but it helps if you look like you’re taking notes
HOMEWORK . endless essays on goblin rebellions, giant wars, and other events you’ll most definitely forget by next term
TIPS TO EXCEL . use mnemonic devices to remember key dates. start essays early—he grades on length
EXTRA CREDIT . find obscure historical details to add to essays. mentioning “primary sources” makes you look smart, and Binns doesn’t typically look into it further
AVOID MISHAPS . don’t doodle in your notes too obviously—he might drone on even more if he catches you
★⋆. POTIONS
DEALING WITH PROFESSOR SNAPE . know your ingredients and don’t speak unless spoken to. follow his instructions perfectly and try to look invisible. or he’ll eviscerate you
HOMEWORK . brewing practice and essays on potion theory. if you mess up the potion, he’ll expect twice the length in your essay
TIPS TO EXCEL . re-chop your ingredients before class, and try to do other prep work. Snape hates inefficiency
EXTRA CREDIT . create a new potion under his supervision. (warning: he will make you test it.)
AVOID MISHAPS . don’t ever blame Snape or his instructions if something explodes. just accept it and clean up quietly
★⋆. TRANSFIGURATION
DEALING WITH PROFESSOR MCGONAGALL . she’s strict but fair. do your work well, and she’ll respect you; slack off, and she’ll make you wish you hadn’t
HOMEWORK . spell diagrams, written explanations, and frequent wandwork practice
TIPS TO EXCEL . precision and focus are key. get creative, but don’t try anything too wild without permission
EXTRA CREDIT . demonstrate a flawless human-to-animal transfiguration (with her approval)
AVOID MISHAPS . never let your transfigured objects escape—chasing a hopping teacup through the halls is not fun, and you’ll never hear the end of it
★⋆. ARITHMANCY
DEALING WITH PROFESSOR VECTOR . she’s sharp and no-nonsense, but she’s got a soft spot for students who genuinely try. don’t show up without your charts; she’ll notice
HOMEWORK . endless numerical equations and analysis of magical patterns. expect to translate runes into numbers and vice versa
TIPS TO EXCEL . understand how numbers relate to magic—this isn’t just math, it’s magic theory in disguise. double-check your work; one wrong digit can tank your entire assignment
EXTRA CREDIT . present a new numerological correlation, like how the number “7” might affect potion brewing. bonus if it’s creative but realistic
AVOID MISHAPS . never guess at a solution—Professor Vector will spot laziness in seconds. keep your workspace neat, or the equations will haunt you
★⋆. ANCIENT RUNES
DEALING WITH PROFESSOR BABBLING . she’s patient and incredibly smart, but don’t come to class unprepared. misreading a rune will make her launch into a lecture about “respecting the symbols.”
HOMEWORK . translate ancient texts, decipher rune sequences, and write essays on magical etymology. sometimes includes carving your own runes for practice.
TIPS TO EXCEL . memorize the rune meanings and their magical properties—flashcards help. pay attention to detail; even a tiny line can change the meaning of a rune
EXTRA CREDIT . create your own rune sequence that produces a magical effect and explain its purpose. creative runework always gets top marks
AVOID MISHAPS . don’t mix up Nordic and Celtic runes—they have very different contexts, and Professor Babbling will lecture you for days
★⋆. MUGGLE STUDIES
DEALING WITH PROFESSOR BURBAGE . she’s enthusiastic and loves students who ask questions, even obvious ones. if you show respect for Muggle ingenuity, you’re golden
HOMEWORK . research papers on Muggle inventions and their impact, as well as practical exercises like identifying Muggle objects
TIPS TO EXCEL . don’t overthink it—Muggles live without magic, but they’re surprisingly clever. show curiosity and avoid using the word “primitive”
EXTRA CREDIT . present a Muggle artifact and explain how it works. bonus points if you demonstrate something functional, like a can opener or a bicycle pump
AVOID MISHAPS . don’t call electricity “the Muggle version of Lumos” unless you want a 10-minute tangent about how they’re completely different
★⋆. FLYING
DEALING WITH MADAM HOOCH . she’s strict but fair; listen to her instructions, and she’ll let you have some fun. mess around, and you’ll be grounded faster than you can say “Quidditch”
HOMEWORK . practicing broom control outside of class and writing essays about famous flyers or the mechanics of flight
TIPS TO EXCEL . focus on balance and broom grip—this isn’t about speed (yet). always stretch before class; cramps mid-air are embarrassing and painful
EXTRA CREDIT . show off advanced flying techniques, like tight turns or broom dives (but only if you’re really confident). bonus for clean landings
AVOID MISHAPS . never try to show off in front of the first-years—wobbling on a loop-the-loop is not a good look. keep your broom maintained; a splintered handle spells disaster.
[ there you have it—follow this guide, and you’ll not only pass these classes with flying colors, but you might even look like you know what you’re doing while you’re at it, and maybe you’ll avoid getting hexed by Snape. we’ll see ]
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me and the urge to make a teen boy dr (i am cis female and quite happy as a girl)
you ever think abt shifting to a dr where you're the opposite gender or just me.
IM NOT USUALLY POLITICAL ON HERE BUT THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I can never tell which of my posts are going to explode (it is never ones I put work in) but I pray to God this one does
The past few weeks I have seen an explosion in doomerism and defeatism about Trump. Some people seem to have just decided to call the election for him for reasons that don't even make much sense
(He was almost shot and that always helps! Look at Reagan and Teddy Roosevelt! Reagan was already president and incredibly popular, and the shooting happened 2 months into his first term; Roosevelt was shot when he was campaigning in 1912....in an election he lost)
Trump has never been popular, he has never won the popular vote, and he has never had popular support. For the past 3 years, especially post Roe V. Wade, Democrats have increasingly overperformed especially in special elections. There were so many polls predicting 2022 would be a Red Wave, that turned out to be false due to faulty and biased polling. I'm not saying a Dem loss is impossible, but it is a lot less of a sure thing than the doomsayers are making it out to be
How does Trump win? Apathy. Despair. Low Turn Out. While many of the "Trump is guaranteed to win" posters I'm sure are real people who are justifiably scared, I think we underestimate just how many are people at home and abroad, who want a lower turnout, who want Trump to win.
I used to hear a joke growing up that "If voting did anything, they would make it illegal" Well considering how hard Republicans are trying to discourage voting and making it hard to do, it must do something.
Are you registered to vote? 🗳
You can register to vote here! ☑️
Do you know what/ who will be on your ballot? 📄
Do you know your state voting requirements? 📥
Do you know your polling location? 📍
Can you vote early? 🖊
Can you vote by mail? 📬
Do you need disability services for voting? ♿️
Do you need to know your voter’s rights? 🧑🏽⚖️
Do you need a ride to register/ vote?
Spread this far and wide. Tell your friends and your family. Make clear to them what is at stake if Trump wins.
Additionally, here are two volunteer organizations that I help out with
Vote Forward - write letters to encourage turnout
Working Family's Party - an organization working to help progressives win in primaries and general elections. I particularly like working in their text bank program. Want to help in a phone bank but don't like talking on the phone? this is perfect as you send texts to encourage support and voting
⌗ 𝟕. candy canes ; what gives you dr euphoria? (like gender euphoria but for your dr…)
&
⌗ 𝟖. mistletoe ; who is your s/o? what is your dynamic and how do you spend time together? are you two doing something special for the holiday? + the @blairshifts222 s/o challenge!!!
oh yeah baby were combining these two bc i forgot to do day 7 (answering for: h2o dr, hoo dr, and spiderverse dr)
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day 7, dr euphoria:
angel numbers
songs that remind me of my dr
being in places that remind me of my dr (ex: really old uni campus around fall = marauders dr, this one neighborhood with old pretty houses and a little bakery and record shops = coraline dr)
watching clips of my s/o(s) and friends vlogging or just hanging out and being able to visualize myself in them (fame dr, streamer dr, paranormal investigator dr)
@jabberstar posts
rewatching the media my dr is based on
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s/o challenge + day 8 lets fucking goooo
h2o: just add water dr:
name: bella hartley
scenarios: swimming around together, beach dates, buying each other cute shit from the tourist shops, late night karaoke & songwriting, gf activities
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heroes of olympus dr:
name: leo valdez
scenarios: yapping nonstop, doing skincare, sneaking out at night just to sit on the deck of the argo II and look at the sky, cooking together, never having cold hands ever again
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spiderverse dr:
name: hobie brown
scenarios: dragging him shopping and he acts like he doesn’t wanna be there but he actually kinda likes helping you pick out stuff, late night trips to the store, spidey shit, hanging out and sleepovers in each other's dimensions
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TSYMMMM IM MAKING ANOTHER ONE FOR THE BARBIE MOVIE AS WE SPEAK LMAOOO
me making me 800th one of these teen fame dr red carpet outfit interveiw moodboards in google slides
50+ things to script in your desired reality.
things to script in your desired reality !! ˚ 𝜗𝜚˚⋆。☆
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persona.
♡ what you mean to say will always come across that way & never be misinterpreted.
♡ voice doesn’t crack or shake.
♡ you have the aura / energy you desire (intimidating, warm, etc.)
♡ fluent in desired langue.
♡ you can listen to any piece of music & play it perfectly on any instrument.
♡ you are able to conceal your identity / presence with ease (survival dr’s, fame dr’s)
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impact.
♡ you make people feel more motivated.
♡ you have an aesthetic named after you.
♡ you have popularized a signature style.
♡ you have popularized a signature makeup style.
♡ your the face / ambassador of your favorite brand.
♡ everything your wear sells out immediately.
♡ you have a recognizable voice.
♡ people don’t get tired of seeing you.
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appearance.
♡ no bad angles.
♡ you have the ability to do any hairstyle.
♡ you are able to recreate any makeup look with ease.
♡ your nail polish doesn’t chip or crack.
♡ makeup does wipe away or smudge when you blow your nose or rub your eyes.
♡ clothes are always fit well on you despite your body type.
♡ immune to bloating / feeling puffy.
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clothing.
♡ clothes are never itchy / scratchy.
♡ clothing never wrinkles.
♡ sweaters never pill.
♡ clothes are always pre-tailored to your body / clothes fit well.
♡ no color looked bad on you / washes you out.
♡ clothes don’t shrink in wash.
♡ shoes (mainly heels) don’t hurt when walking in them.
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hygiene (?)
♡ you constantly smell like your favorite perfume.
♡ you don’t sweat.
♡ hair always looks shiny / healthy.
♡ hair never gets knotty / tangled.
♡ hair doesn’t get damages from heat / products / hair dye or bleach.
♡ you don’t accumulate plaque on your teeth.
♡ you never fell ill or get sick.
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technology.
♡ phone never dies.
♡ phone will never crack or break.
♡ your charger never bends / only works at one angle.
♡ all devices / technology use the same kind of charger & outlet.
♡ always have service.
♡ wifi is never spotty / not working.
♡ people don’t try to talk to you when you have your headphones on.
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action.
♡ you never feel out of breath.
♡ you never feel that sharp side pain that happens when you run for a while.
♡ you know names of all weapons / how to use them.
♡ you know how to heal / mend injuries.
♡ swords / gvns / shields aren’t heavy.
♡ body doesn’t get sore after fighting / working out.
♡ high pain tolerance.
♡ you don’t bruise easily.
♡ you heal quickly.
♡ you have good balance.
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thank you for reading ! i love you !!!
i have this urge to make meet me in my dr posts for all my drs selves...
WAIT I WANNA DO THIS SO BAD LIKE MAGICAL GIRL STYLE DOUBLE LIFE TYPE SHIT HELLPPPPPP
Exorcist Witches Dr
Just had a silly dr idea where It's modern day like rn but I am a witch sent from my magic relm to Earth on a secret mission (amongst 4 of my other cunty witch girlfriends) to find and exercise (a form of exorcism) a high level curse which is actually a really hot villian lol (which there are also 4 other curses my cunty witch girlfriends have to exorcise individually) and we have extra cunty magical uniforms we transform into
PLUS we have our own wand turn weapons and grimoirs with spells in different topics we can use to cast and use in the exorcism like water, lighting, fire, nature, space, hypnotism YOU NAME IT🗣‼️ but like we all do have our own main individual power type with like our own colour to match
Magical girl shifters RISE
Edit: I forgot to add the transformation jewellery! I think I would be super cute that we all had a peice of jewellery synonymous to each witch so like earrings for one, a ring for another, a necklace for someone else or whatever
Edit again: omg omg and like the witches can have cute and pretty acrylic nails that change design depending on what type of magic they use. Okay I'm done now
"then we ran down the street in the late london light / the world froze around us, you kissed me good night"
BASICS 🦢・₊ ♪ -----------------------------------------------------------
🐁 name: aphrodite liu
🐁 nickname/s: aph, aphie, rodie
🐁 age: 20
🐁 birthday: 06/04
🐁 home: palo alto, california
APPEARENCE + MOODBOARD 🦢・₊ ♪ -------------------------------
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🐁 faceclaims: @/reiiswrld and @/ey.eveh <333
🐁 voiceclaim: bumblebee/karen beecher (dc superhero girls G2)
🐁 ethnicity/nationality: 1/4 japanese, 1/4 chinese, 1/2 black
🐁 height: 5'3 (157 cm)
🐁 features: double lobe piercing, dimples, heart birthmark on my neck, dark hazel eyes, one small hip/thigh tattoo, 4a hair <3
🐁 clothes aesthetic:
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CAREERS 🦢・₊ ♪ --------------------------------------------------------
🐁 ballet:
-i do ballet at the south atlantic ballet company (SABC), and it's one of the best ballet schools in the USA (#4) -originally did ballet at the victoria ballet studio -i've been dancing since i was 5, (15 years) and that's also how i met my best friend <3 -SABC does 2-3 ballets per season, and i'm a principal, so i do anywhere between 60-100 shows during the preformance period, which usually goes for 10-14 weeks. -because the amount of shows i dance in changes season to season, my seasonal pay can vary, but it's between $40-55k
🐁 bartender (oh yeah baby side gig):
-i work part-time as a bartender 2-3 nights a week during class/ballet season and 3-4 nights per week in the off season -thank fuck i'm friends with the manager though so i can get time off for preformance and rehearsal periods -ballet class is in the morning so it dosen't usually interfere too bad with my work -surprisingly i get paid pretty alright, i get $18.25/hour base, plus tips which can be on average anywhere between $30-100+ depending on the night
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🐁 i have a tattoo on the side of my hip/upper thigh (very easily coverable) of a pointe shoe and the date i started ballet, and my bsf has a matching one with the other pointe shoe and the date she started <3
🐁 i have a sister who's younger than me and that kid is so funny oml. she's just turned 8 and really wants to be a veterinarian
🐁 i also have two cousins who are my age, but they're more like my sisters than my cousins atp anyway
🐁 i have a cat named marble who is two years old, i found her in a bush near the resturaunt/bar i work at and kept her
🐁 eventually going to get a dalmatian mix puppy with my s/o and we will name him bowie bc he also has anisocoria (the thing that made david bowies pupils different sizes). he also has heart shaped spots over his eyes and its super cute <3
🐁 i live in greenville, NC, and we moved here when i was 9 bc my dad got an offer to teach at greenville university
🐁 possibly an unhealthy addiction to crocheting and also trader joes
🐁 speaking of unhealthy addictions, you will NEVER catch me without either a celcius, gatorade, or monster energy in hand or in my bag that shit is delectable
🐁 loves getting nails, new set every 2-4 weeks and you better believe it will be the cutest shit youve ever seen i cook every time
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