Gunner Sub Whining And Begging Me To Please Please Please Load The Fucking Apfsds Round Already So They

What’s a food from your culture that u HATE #hatersonly

from impossible to difficult to unfamiliar to familiar to easy to automatic

let us hypothesize a trans woman who possesses every cool property. as it is known, for every possible trans woman, there is one that is even cooler. the only way to be cooler than the possible trans woman that has every cool property is to also have the property of existence. therefore, she must exist.

there are more cool trans women than you will ever be able to conceptualize

You can heal a part of your soul by licking blood off of someone

me: I have GOT to get weirder!

also me when I do get weirder: *visibly shaking* I'm going to be killed with hammers by everyone for being a freak.

“I learned that just beneath the surface there’s another world, and still different worlds as you dig deeper. I knew it as a kid, but I couldn’t find the proof. It was just a feeling. There is goodness in blue skies and flowers, but another force - a wild pain and decay - also accompanies everything.”

— David Lynch

I don't want to say "you should never listen to a non-linguist about anything involving language", but like... man, people are so wrong about language. If you are learning a language and want to know how it works, don't ask a native speaker! They don't fucking know! Ok, they do, but not in a way they can convey to you. They'll tell you some wrong shit!

"How does this grammatical construction work in your language?" — you'll get the wrong answer

"How is your language different from English" — you'll get the wrong answer

"What is unique about your language" — you'll get the wrong answer.

"Oh ho ho, I am the exception, I am a very educated person in general and I would never—"

Wrong. You don't know shit. Language doesn't work like that. The things you think about language are wrong. "I always heard it was—" wrong. "I always figured it was—" wrong. Oh my fucking god you guys you would not believe how furiously wrong everyone is about linguistics all the time. It's wild.

not even a full year apart... we stay silly :3 🐈

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