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abandoned space elevator

widely hated for the unforgivable crime of "being mean to meeeeee (((("

people seem to really forget that harry dubois is a cop. like 90% of the shit that people rag on evrart for is pretty straightforwardly him fucking with seemingly the most incompetent cop in the world

not even a full year apart... we stay silly :3 🐈

fuck your magic castle academy aristocratic bitch. im going to state-run magic polytechnic

Okay look I know you know who Attaturk was. You mentioned him like half a chapter ago.

finally ready to speak about this, so- hello. my name is candy. i just had to put down my childhood dog right after losing my job. needless to say i am devastated, financially and otherwise. i am short on rent, and also owe nearly a thousand dollars for just euthanasia and cremation. i really, really need some help.

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CAUSES OF ENGINEERING DISASTERS:

"huh, didn't know that material behaved that way"

"well luckily *this* load case will never happen"

"I TOLD YOU. I TOLD YOU ALL. BUT YOU SAID THE FIX WAS TOO EXPENSIVE AND WOULD TAKE TOO LONG"

"you were using it to do *what*???"

"shouldn't we get this change approved by a regulatory body?" "nah"

"wait we were meant to inspect that part of the structure?"

hilarious that the south korean soldiers seem to be getting absolutely clowned considering they’re supposed to be an all-elite super fighting force or whatever

lol. lmao, even

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God becomes man becomes fish becomes barnacle goose becomes featherbed mountain.

James Joyce, Ulysses