Homicidal Old Man

...that's just part of the process sometimes.

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Description: A four panel comic. Each panel is roughly the same.

Panel 1: I am leaning into my monitor screen, scribbling the final touches of a drawing. Text above reads '(A multi hour illustration.)'

Panel 2: I lean back. Text above reads '* Save *'

Panel 3: I pause, not moving at all.

Panel 4: Finally in the last panel I speak, declaring 'I hate it.'

I just think more of Teyvat needs to be punny. Cyno is Atlas rn, he needs help.

Lloyd "avoids talking about his heritage at every turn and shrugs off the mention of being related to God Himself" Garmadon, my traumatized king

Read thru a lot of the tags and would like to propose: the bloodline of hylia is the godhood bloodline, and if you're the political power of a land, you want that bloodline tied to yours to control it. Could explain why zelda retains the title of Princess even when she shouldn't. Like hyrules monarchy is just trying to keep literal god within the family. It could be less of a divine mandate and more of a divine leash.

also sorry i'm thinking about the hylian monarchy and the whole 'descended from a goddess' thing. do y'all remember the divine right of kings? can you imagine living in a world where not only is that the ONLY form of government for tens of thousands of years, but any ruler's reign is provably correct and irrevocable? what do u do if the present queen is a bit shit. u are stuck with that lady. she's god

So I just found the most useful photo album in existence for tumblr arguments

They can't help it, your Honor, there's blessings and curses involved your Honor.

the sleeper edgeguard