Here Have Some Random Things I’ve Heard In High School Last Year

Here have some random things I’ve heard in high school last year

“Sam, I would put you in a headlock you would never recover from”

“Bam bam! Jail time!”

“I don’t sit on children”

I like your mom, your mom is cute”

“I am daddy”

“Hands off my dick!”

“I’m glad I don’t see my mom”

“Aaron you don’t want me to grab you by the ear”

“Some of the craps...I mean cracks”

“I’ll beat your cheeks!”

“I will smash you!!!”

“Boom boom...in a room”

“It smells like sausage”

“Don’t quote me on that”

“SUCK MY PICKLE!!”

“Why are you still writing down quotes?”

“10^1 is 100 right?”

“You shove it that far in?”

“I don’t suck people’s toes”

“Put your feet away!”

“Everyone thinks I have a foot fetish and I don’t know why”

“You have very dry elbows”

“I want to drink a slurpee through my nose”

“Fuck it’s Thursday not Friday”

“My daddy works there”

“You’re welcome son”

“You guys all need help”-Our geography teacher @ our entire class

“Eat my butt”

“Suck my toes”

“You know what? I’m special”

“Stop watching fortnite and go talk to her”

“You’re a banana”

“Aaron you’re so funny, be my boyfriend”

“Are you still writing quotes?”

“Touch my butt”

“Snap back to reality....oop there goes gravity”

“Do cats fart?”

“I like ninjas”

“Dude you’re like my best friend I love you more than him”

“Stop I will backhand you”

“Are you just writing down quotes from everyone?”

“I can’t my wife won’t let me”

“Dickalicious”

“I don’t want AIDS”

“I’ll grab the balls and be there!”

“Make him look gay”

“I’m gunna draw a whole lotta dicks”

“Don’t do school, stay in drugs”

“Go ahead pull my hair I like it”

“Hands will be thrown. Bitches will be slapped”

“May I please borrow your genitals”

“How much tall are you?”

“That’s what it looks like when a ballsack explodes”

“I’m a boss 😎”

“He grabbed my nuts”

“He can suck my left but for all I care”

“6 6 and 6 are missing! This is a conspiracy!”

“ don’t make me run your foot over”

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5 years ago

I swear I have the attention span of a carrot. I cannot focus on my online school stuff whatsoever =/

5 years ago

I don’t want to school today so I’m hiding out in the bathroom.

4 years ago

I finally fell asleep at 5 am

5 years ago

Time to watch ScareTheater, Nexpo, Night Mind, and other channels like theirs till I pass out

6 years ago

Zodiac signs as Black Butler characters (this is just for fun. I haven’t done enough zodiac research to do these :p)

Aries: Mey-Rin

Taurus: Finnian

Gemini: Ciel Phantomhive

Cancer: Alois Trancy

Leo: Bardroy

Virgo: Grell Sutcliff

Libra: Madame Red

Scorpio: Undertaker

Saggitarius: William T. Spears

Capricorn: Sebastian Michaelis

Aquarius: Elizabeth Midford

Pisces: Prince Soma

4 years ago

Me: *stressed about school work*

My Grandma: *gives me some chocolate pie* Chocolate makes everything better

Me: :D

5 years ago

I just heard the tornado sirens go off and kind of started freaking out. Then I remembered...it’s the first Wednesday of the month.

4 years ago

It’s the first Wednesday of the month. Y’all know what that means.

4 years ago

I got my new phone a few days before Christmas and he didn’t snoop, thank god

Sorry if this is confusing, I can’t type out my thoughts that well.

So my dad is getting me a new phone for Christmas because the one I have now has an invalid SIM card and has been stuck in a weird apple logo loop thing multiple times. I should be thankful, and I am, but I’m also anxious as hell. There was one time I let my dad use my iPad for awhile. I turned off my notifications for messages so that you couldn’t even see that I got a message. Time skip to when he’s driving me to my aunt’s house. He told me that I “got a message” and that he checked it and saw that my friends and I swear. A lot. He also saw that my aunt and I were talking shit about him because he had sided with his (now ex) girlfriend in an argument we had. A bit of backstory for what the agreement was about. I was tired and, let’s just call his ex B, B whined to my dad about me looking at her weird, like I hate her or something (I do but I was just tired that morning). He then demanded I apologize and when I wouldn’t (why would I apologize for something as stupid as that) I went back to my moms. Anyway back to the story, He went through my messages, saw my aunt and I talking shit, and got upset. (I mean understandable but don’t go through my damn messages Jesus Christ) I was anxious the rest of the ride to my aunts and haven’t told anyone else in my family about it. So yeah I’m kind of really anxious to get a new phone.

5 years ago

That moment when...

you need to go to sleep because of school tomorrow but then you realize you’re too anxious to go to sleep because...school...tomorrow


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