Awritingbear - "Madness Can Be A Medicine For The Modern World"

"What about you? Aftershave and a haircut. That all for me?" gay sex would fix them actually.

Cabaret!AU?

one time when i was 17 i watched an episode of doctor who (tennant years) that made me so inconsolable that i went upstairs to my mom and i sobbed like, "please don't make fun of me, i'm so upset about a fake person from a tv show right now i can't stop crying." she let me sit in her lap and tell her all about the episode and i stopped crying and said i felt so stupid and she started laughing and she said, "i once cried this hard in college over a star trek episode. want to hear about it?" i said yes and then while she told me about the episode she got upset all over again 30 years later and she started crying and then i started laughing about it so hard i started crying again

Thinking of Hannibal being the only provider for Will after the fall.

He couldn't provide for Mischa. Couldn't keep Mischa's replacement to provide for, either. Now that he has Will, there won't be anything Will wants that he can't get. Anything at all.

this feels a little TOO accurate

Fic idea where Will buys a sketchy house for unbelievably cheap, only to regret buying it because the house is haunted by a malevolent spirit (Hannibal) that wants him to please stop messing up his beautiful home with his blasphemous modern technology (also please stop tearing out the floorboards because you're going to find my medieval torture chamber and I will have to get rid of you no matter how attractive you are)

Haven't been active because I got a PUPPY

um sorry for moaning when you stabbed me. it's been a really long time since anyone touched me like that

Imagining Hannibal and Will shebang for the first time and Hannibal is so excited to dote on Will, but after taking just a minute to catch his breath, Will is already snoring, leaving Hannibal to pout at the edge of the bed like a sad dog

Post-orgasm Hannibal: very hyperactive, makes sure Will gets all the aftercare and affection, very cuddly, hungry

Post-orgasm Will: *turns his back to Hannibal and falls asleep in less than 5 minutes*