Reblog To Get Whacked By This Thing

?? what is this

oh god what did i do

IT SUMMONS MAIL EVERYONE TRY IT

My design of Twisted Vee from Dandys world! if you would like to request a twisted or toon for me to draw, feel free! Or, if you would like to request a different thing to draw, go ahead :)

Business women.

She just wants a chat.

someone kill dis hoe…

bleh

omg so yesterday i put a salt line on the pathway to our front door because i was fucking around and my brother was pretending to be a demon

and today we ordered pizza and the salt line was still there

and my brother went outside to sign for the pizza

and the pizzaman refused to step over the salt line, like he almost did and then he backed up and handed my bro the pizza and left; which is pretty ridiculous because it’s far from our door

so a heads up to everyone i’m pretty sure domino’s is actually run by demons??? kind of like how in men in black the post office is run by aliens

What an autistic person says: "How long is it going to take?"

What they mean: "I want to know whether to activate my short term waiting mode where I just wait and do nothing else, or activate my long term waiting mode where I occupy my mind with something else. I fully understand that both are possibilities, and I have no problem whatsoever with either one, but I want more information so I can best adapt to the situation."

What neurotypical people hear: "I am impatient and demand that everything I want happen right now. Please scold me and publicly humiliate me for it."

ok I uh tried to fix Aubrey's hair (it's not noticeable on camera...) but!! my sister made Kim haha

WELCOME TO EGGSPACE.

ok so I made these for Easter and um 😭 they're a bit silly lol

He cant bare to see his face cry despite everything

starry eyes ✧