Axolotl-on-a-string - Axolotl On A String

my favorite subreddit is r/IsTodayFridayThe13th which makes a single post each day (Yes or No) answering the question. Every single Thursday the 12th everyone goes “This is ridiculous! I’ve been waiting too long for Friday the 13th. I’m not even going to bother checking this sub anymore; I’ve given up hope completely.” and it makes me laugh every single time

dear mother and father, i hate this school. i want to go home. the most popular girl in school and the smart green girl have a really intense homoerotic rivalry and they keep roping all of us into their musical numbers. please. i was not made for dancing. i really just wanted to study history

rewatched DP & Wolverine the other day and finally remembered to post thiiiiiiisss ahahaha

have the last five years been just a complete blur for anybody else

nothing brings me more joy than critically engaging with media that was clearly not designed with critical engagement in mind. it’s the media studies equivalent of like, idk, trying to skateboard up a flight of stairs.

Me and my sister are watching a romcom for valentine's

@enegoddammit

really need someone to slonk my shit rn stupid style

and everytime we punch i get this feeling and everytime we hit i swear i can fly. cant you feel my heart beat fast? im gonnna beat your ass. gonna end your lifeee