✨ The Year Of The Salamander 🦎🧧✨

he has no idea what he's doing

original:

oh okay

Heard that JD Vance killed the Pope

Wtf is even tumblr tv

everything in this life is temporary. except that fandom hyperfixation from when you were 14. that thang will be with you forever there's no escaping.

Not now kitten daddy's googling his symptoms

my favorite subreddit is r/IsTodayFridayThe13th which makes a single post each day (Yes or No) answering the question. Every single Thursday the 12th everyone goes “This is ridiculous! I’ve been waiting too long for Friday the 13th. I’m not even going to bother checking this sub anymore; I’ve given up hope completely.” and it makes me laugh every single time

anyone know where I can stream this show? My wife wants to watch it (even though it is a men's show)

in celebration of april 13, i present all four known photos of neil, who banged out the tunes 19 years ago today

source: theagilerat.com (click right to see all four photos!)

i thought you were a lesbian??

I AM TALKING ABOUT THE FAST FOOD CHAIN