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Business: Big Daddies of Helluva Hazbin

Lucifer: (squaring his shoulders as he stands outside his office/bedroom) Alright, Charlie. You know the drill. I have an important meeting today that might go through tomorrow. I'm trusting you to be a good girl while I'm gone.

Charlie: Daaaaaaad, I'm not a little girl anymore. I can manage myself and the hotel just fine. I did it before.

Lucifer: I know. I know. Just... want you to remember I love you more than anything. (Hugs Charlie and opens the door to his room) Off I go!

SLAM!!!

Vaggie: What was that all about?

Charlie: (sighs) Dad's been having an annual meeting with some of the princes of the other rings for a while now, and he always seems so depressed beforehand. This is the one he absolutely refuses to let me sit in on. (Deflates slightly) Honestly, it makes me a little worried.

Vaggie: (holds Charlie's hand) Hey, I'm sure everything is fine. Your dad is the King of Hell, after all. He can handle himself.

-Cut to the dark depths of Lucifer's bedroom. An apple themed calander is hanging on the wall with the day circled in thick, black marker and "Divorce Anniversary" written in the block-

Lucifer: (sitting on a plush, red love seat, wrapped in a cozy blanket, wearing apple pajamas with a face mask, and eating a bowl of Apple Jack's cereal pitifully as the glow of the TV illuminates the room)

TV: Ay! Why won't you love me, Alejandro?!

Lucifer: Preach it, sister. (Takes a bite of cereal as his phone rings, and he answers the video call)

Stolas: (in a similar situation only wearing a robe that's too big and eating Shooting Stars Lucky Charms) Gabriella is such a mood.

Lucifer: (through a mouth full of cereal) I know, right?! He doesn't deserve you, Gabriella! You can do so much better!

-Circus Fanfare plays-

Lucifer: Hold on, Stolas. I gotta patch someone in. (Presses a button)

Ozzy: (wearing a robe that's too small, wrapped in a blanket with his flame hair rolled in curlers, and eating Wheaties) Hey, guys! Still in the heartbreak phase?

Lucifer & Stolas: (nod with pitiful, kicked puppy eyes)

Ozzy: (puppy eyes as he wails with Lucifer and Stolas) Gabriella, no! Baby girl, he ain't worth your time!

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Okay people have been talking about this but I wanna talk about it too because my heart is in a vice grip over it

The fact that Lucifer looks so vacant when the angels’ spears are on him. He looks so…dead and accepting. Like he doesn’t care what they do to him.

But then when the spears suddenly turn to Charlie…

He is horrified. He is so so scared of losing her, of anything bad or even lethal happening to her. He looks like he’s looking upon his worst nightmare seeing heaven threaten his little girl

(In other words, eat it Lute, he does care.)

Unofficial Linked Universe Coloring book

At Long last, the Unofficial Linked Universe Coloring book is Finally here. the Biggest thanks to @agsilver33 , @binouchetruc , @dalemon , @kratereyes , @that-g3-artist , @zarvasace , @oceankat8 @sraksha @vagueandominousvibes , NuclearPowerPlant/Apollo, Savior, Yesimstessa, @1caru , Partner, Supernova and El for being the one who carried this whole project. i hope everyone will have a good time coloring these.

Digital transparent version: https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1tTmE8e4o692cj95fJM824BRCwNo_m4jD?usp=sharing

Calming Mind

Bitch I played Skyward Sword, and while I knew Sky was a smug bastard, as shown here, how did I not realize he had immaculate eyeliner?