The Pretend Plot Of Bg3: You've Gotta Get These Tadpoles Out And Stop A Giant Floating Brain With Delusions

the pretend plot of bg3: you've gotta get these tadpoles out and stop a giant floating brain with delusions of grandeur

the real plot of bg3: in order to date us (the party) you must defeat our seven evil exes: a half-demon warlock patron, the literal goddess of magic, a vampiric lord, an insane cult leader , an archdemon, the goddess of darkness, and finally, the Trauma

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did you know there's a day-by-day timeline of the plot in the dungeon meshi adventurer's bible and TODAY is when it all kicks off

table with columns "date" and "laios's party"
3/15: Senshi goes shopping on the surface
3/16: Laios's party gets wiped out, Senshi joins the group, their first monster meal (walking mushroom and huge scorpion)

happy falin gets eaten and the gang starts eatin' day :)

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The Republican cruelty is barbaric.

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The misogyny is medieval.

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The people who police your gender will police your gender even if you're cis.

Eat them.

1 year ago
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oh uh. scuse me. just a lil snail crossing your dash

9 months ago

Tumblr Code.

9 months ago

Destroy the myth that libraries are no longer relevant. If you use your library, please reblog.

3 months ago

pokèmonize yourself!!!!

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