FISH QUIZZZZ!!! FISH QUIZZZ!!!! TAKE IT!!!

someone put this screenshot in my notes and i wasn't gonna put the op on blast but i cannot stop thinking about it. this is up there as one of the funniest doubling downs i've ever seen. "it's called craft. it's called storytelling." is going to enter my meme vernacular and no one is going to have any idea what i'm talking about. the count of monte cristo shows a clear lack of craft in its wordcount. if only ernest hemingway's editor had killed more of his darlings while he wrote for whom the bell tolls. readers and editors alike are always complaining about how fucking long to kill a mockingbird is.

reblogging your own selfie

AU where Sokka’s high-on-cactus-juice encounter with the giant mushroom takes a dark turn. (Also he has a gun)

based on this beautiful tumblr post

bonus:

OUT OF TOUCH THURSDAY

Anyone wanna see a twenty thousand word fic where the premise is Benrey is really fucked up

Content warnings: Blood, many injuries, broken bones, vomiting (fairly brief and barely described), suicidal thoughts/idealization, intense self hatred, guilt, this shit is heavy be careful (it's hurt comfort dw)

So is 622

“This would do numbers on tumblr” you’re so right, 0 is definitely a number