Elon Musk Lands On Mars And Steps Out Of His Spaceship

confusing Odysseus and Orpheus is like confusing a liar and a lyre. send post

It’s funny how science fiction universes so often treat humans as a boring, default everyman species or even the weakest and dumbest.

I want to see a sci fi universe where we’re actually considered one of the more hideous and terrifying species.

How do we know our saliva and skin oils wouldn’t be ultra-corrosive to most other sapient races? What if we actually have the strongest vocal chords and can paralyze or kill the inhabitants of other worlds just by screaming at them? What if most sentient life in the universe turns out to be vegetable-like and lives in fear of us rare “animal” races who can move so quickly and chew shit up with our teeth?

Like that old story “they’re made of meat,” only we’re scarier.

today is the only day you can reblog this

hi friends, i know i've been absent, but my rights are being threatened as a trans American, if you care about me at all, even 1%, please consider signing/boosting this petition. even though trump won, our fight is not over. we only need 1341 signatures to hit the 50,000 signature goal. thank you <3

action.aclu.org

Stop Project 2025

Project 2025 is 900 pages of proposals that would torpedo our rights – and directly harm real families like yours and mine. I’m joining @ACL

i’m so glad earth only has one moon, if there were more i’d have to pick a favorite and that sounds too emotionally taxing to even fathom

happy last same year as it was yesterday 2024 tuesday

todays the only/last day you can reblog this lol

angry that your parody has a degree and you don't, victor

The Alastor delusion on tiktok is actually bewildering, like this comment on a video about how sweet and fatherly Alastor is to Charlie

Oh yeah?

This guy?

This guy right here? He's the one singing about guiding her with pure intentions???

Oh this is the face of a man with no nefarious intent to you? An honest, well meaning, all around swell fella??? This is your non-manipulative guy??????

Yknow rewatching gravity falls makes you realize how batshit insane Ford truly was

1. Lights his face on fire instead of shaving because “it’s faster”

2. Suggests Rudolph should’ve murdered the other reindeer for making fun of him

3. Had a situationship with a triangle

and if you turn to ur left you’ll see the emos