Latest Posts by axsdeo - Page 5
i’m so glad earth only has one moon, if there were more i’d have to pick a favorite and that sounds too emotionally taxing to even fathom
Kinda fucked up and nasty how vampires drink blood, imo. Like. Pepsi costs a dollar seventy five
Y'all have,,, NO idea how much I want a pizza rn. It is taking all of my willpower to save my money and not order one this instant to celebrate getting stuff done today
(: <- overwhelmed as fuck
REMEMBER THAT POST WITH CINDERELLA WHERE HER DRESS CHANGES TO THE COLOR OF YOUR BLOG?
THIS ONE DOES IT TOO!!
I found a bunch more!!
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Yknow rewatching gravity falls makes you realize how batshit insane Ford truly was
1. Lights his face on fire instead of shaving because “it’s faster”
2. Suggests Rudolph should’ve murdered the other reindeer for making fun of him
3. Had a situationship with a triangle
Don't we all?
i want a cottage
*September 1st on Tumblr*
reblog to bonk prev with yr forehead like a cat
“ummmmm ur bra strap is showing :/ ”
My Gorgeous Locks!!! I've grown so fond of them, but alas, they must be forsaken lest the curse on my bloodline ruin my aesthetics :(
just called myself transmasc for the first time and i. oh my god i. i. i can't. this. omg. i. swerdtfyguhijokplokijuhygtfyufesjildk. i am so happy. the freaking euphoria?? a weight has been LIFTED. hooooooooly cannoli. EEEEE.
You heard them, call emergency services
when all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail. when all you have is a paintbrush, everything looks like a canvas. when all you have is a cock, everything looks like the exhaust pipe of a 2014 honda civic. so yes, to answer your question, i am stuck. please call the emergency services
Stan was not prepared
The film rainy day woman
ur government assigned gender for the day is the first thing u get when u click this link to a randomised wikipedia article. NO REROLLS . i am the trollsteineggje mountain in norway
Tumblr Code.
Hey, if you have half a minute and care about the LGTBQIA+ community in the EU, I'd suggest you take a look at this initiative to ban conversion therapies in the EU.
1 million people are required to sign, but there's barely 100k. The form takes less than a minute, it only requires your ID, name and surname.
Please, help spread the initiative so that it can reach the goal ASAP!
Never Catching A Break
This time, I narrowly avoided having a stroke. I do not have any spinal, brain or heart damage, but my heart still nearly went out and it temporarily paralyzed the left half of my body. Although I'm recovering from those, I still have chest pains making it hard to breathe and my knee has a severe infection
And all this went down right as I looked for affordable housing and a job
No one came to visit me whole time I've been here and im certain I'll be discharged back to the homeless shelter that nearly killed me really soon
i need to get out of here because the shelter staff would have let me die if they could get away with it
please, anything helps
P/ypal is: teregeorge98@gmail.com
$0/$1100 CAD
So is 622
“This would do numbers on tumblr” you’re so right, 0 is definitely a number
elf yuri except one of them is high fantasy and the other is one of santa's
“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
"i could fix him" "i could make him worse" well i could turn him into a flea. a harmless little flea. then i'd put that flea inside of a box📦. and then i'd put that box inside of another box🎁. and then i'd maaaaiiiilllllll that box to myself!!!!!!!!11!!!!! 📬
ANDWHENITARRIVESAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I'D SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER!!!!!!!!! 🔨💥
Ask Trump to explain Bitcoin and why he promised the Crypto Bros the US would maintain a Bitcoin reserve.
Ask Trump to explain Marxism.
SHIT.
Please reblog!