( a collection of drunken confessions dialogue prompts. adjust phrasing as necessary.) feel free to make edits to better suit your muse, but please don’t edit or add on to the original post <3 if you like, please consider supporting me through tips
(mix of silly, emotional, messy, sweet, and chaotic)
"you ever think maybe we were meant to meet... like, cosmically?"
"i shouldn't say this... but i've been in love with you for forever."
"shhh. don’t tell anyone i said this but... you’re my favorite person."
"you’re so pretty. it’s actually unfair. i’m mad at you now."
"i miss you. even when you're here, i miss you."
"if you asked me right now, i’d run away with you."
"i told myself i wouldn’t cry and now look at me—i'm soggy."
"can i tell you a secret? no one knows this. not even me."
"i don't want to go home. it’s not warm there like you are."
"you smell like safety. that’s weird, right?"
"you always leave the party too early. stay longer this time. stay with me."
"i don't like them. i never did. i only said yes to make you jealous."
"you were my first love. not that you needed to know that."
"you always knew me better than anyone. it’s scary sometimes."
"every time you smile at someone else i feel sick. it’s pathetic, i know."
"i think you're the only person who's ever actually seen me."
"you promised me you’d stay. why did you lie?"
"remember when we used to dream together? god, we were so young."
"don’t laugh but... i wrote poems about you. they were bad."
"you’re everything to me. but it’s fine. you don’t have to feel the same."
"your hands are so warm. i could live here, holding you."
"you were my favorite chapter. i keep rereading you."
"i’m not drunk. okay i am. but the feelings? those are real."
"i wish i was braver when it counted."
"it’s you. it’s always been you."
"do you think we missed our chance?"
"they don’t deserve you. but i was too scared to try to be someone who did."
"stop looking at me like that. i’ll fall in love all over again."
"you said you didn’t want anything serious... but i did. i wanted you."
"i’m scared. and it’s not the booze—it’s the idea of losing you."
"i tell everyone i’m over you but then you look at me and i fall apart."
"you were the only one who stayed when everything else fell apart."
"if i tell you i love you, will you leave? please don’t."
"the world feels quieter when you're near. like everything makes sense."
"you taste like trouble and i’d still kiss you again."
"god, i hate you. i hate how much i still love you."
"every version of me has wanted every version of you."
"you were my home. i didn’t realize until i lost the key."
"don’t leave yet. just one more moment like this. please."
"i think i messed up. i picked everyone else before you."
"if i asked you to kiss me, would you?"
"remember when you held my hand like you meant it?"
"you’re my what-if. and it kills me."
"can we just stay like this? pretend it’s still us?"
"i forgive you. even though it still hurts."
"i lied. when i said i didn’t care. i always did."
"you look so good right now. it's annoying. stop it."
"you make the world feel a little less heavy."
"i saved every text. is that weird?"
"i love you. even if i forget this in the morning, i mean it right now."
DON’T FREAK OUT, DENKI KAMINARI
DESCRIPTION: a series of texts leading up to a pivotal moment in you and your best friends relationship.
ADDITIONAL INFORMATION: smau. pls ignore any mistakes. profanity. friends to lovers. they/them jirou propaganda. mina appearance. reader calls denki fat. accidental confessions. brain rot language. ex-boyfriend! yo shindo mentioned.
this selfship shit got me missing somebody that does not exist
Devon Aoki in 2000⋆ ˚。⋆♡˚ₓₒ
rb this erm. oki bai
like this if u want selfship asks
is lightning McQueen a hear me out be honest.....
i’m trying to figure out which one of my selfships gives this
Scribble scribble (nerdkunaaaaaa)
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$5 for a weak cough
$10 for a strong cough
$26 dollars i’ll make out with you so we can rlly make sure u get the sickness