Who’d Help Me Cheat On My Man If I Had A Man Who Cheated On Me First /j

me with rin and oliver

self shipping angst is sooo funny. yeah this is my favorite character and romantic partner i love them with my entire heart. im going to make sure i almost die in front of them

I HAVE A FEELING YOUVE GOT RVERYTHING U WANTED SND URE NOT WASTING TIME STUCK HERE LIKE MEEE UR JS THINKJNG ITS A SMALL THJNG THAT HAPPENED THE WORLD ENDED WHEN IT HAPPENED TO MEEEE

call me a brazilboo with how bad i want to go to brazil.

me and hinata are both procrastinators everything gets done last minute like me and shoyo college au roommates. We’re constantly up at 3am trying to retain information for the test (we wake up late, don’t remember anything we studied, i somehow still end up forcing him to get coffee with me, and we cheat off of tsukishima.) BUT if we ever are doing a project together i try to be the more responsible one

it was so easy to be locked in when i had faves like tsukishima and geto who are both academically inclined. now my fave is hinata, who would totally enable me to procrastinate…

i so intensely crave this

someone needs to write a restaurant au where yn is a waitress and kyotani is a line cook

AWWW OMGG WHQT THE FREAK I LOVE

girl dads ♡ ft. atsumu miya

a/n: got a request for this and been thinking of haikyuu men as girl dads too... definitely going to do the MSBY-4 because i feel like they would all be amazing girl dads. for now, here's the atsumu version!

wc: 507

girldad!atsumu who bought you one of those huge post-birth sushi platters because "ya worked so hard babe... it's the least i can do!"

girldad!atsumu who made sure you got the absolute best treatment once you were back at home... kept you fed, well-rested, wouldn't let you get up for anything minor.

"tsumuuuu, i can make myself some light food!"

"nuh-uh. no stress for the mama. what am i here for then?"

girldad!atsumu who unironically calls over the entirety of msby-4 to look after your precious girls. not one, but four beefy men looking after them. if atsumu was bossy before, he's even bossier now..

"shoyo! i told ya, it's not how y'do that! c'mere, i'll show you again." whenever hinata tucked the girls different from how atsumu does it.

bonus: sakusa doesn't sit around either. he might hate germs and all things slimy and dirty, but you know that man's in the kitchen with osamu planning an adequate meal schedule for you so that you get all the nutrients you need (atsumu's very strict about this too lol)

"ya sure she can have this? looks weird to me."

"she'll be fine, 'tsumu." osamu retorts. "it ain't like 'm feeding her pufferfish!"

girldad!atsumu who, once your sweet little daughters are older, will at any possible moment play princess or tea party with them. hey, he might not be home often, but girl dad atsumu loves the tea party gossip with his girls! he can't miss out on that.

"no way baby... and ms. teddy said that to ya?" atsumu gasps dramatically.

on a similar note, girldad!atsumu who is immediately covered in glitter and pink eyeshadow as soon as he's back home from a tournament. "s'alright. they're making me even more beautiful than usual!" which earns a light, playful smack from one of your daughters, "no talking, papa!!!"

girldad!atsumu who's a professional athlete, so of course you guys get front row seats at all of his tournaments. of course he made sure the girls got tailored msby jerseys with his surname on the back! the commentators always make sure to note this.

girldad!atsumu who's not overprotective, but definitely protective of his cute little family. makes sure that whenever he can't be there to help you, osamu is.

"'samu. did y'get the groceries?"

"yeeeees 'tsumu. told ya like five times... i ain't here to do yer biddin'!" he's only joking though, because he cares for you just as much.

girldad!atsumu who is super serious about your daughters' choice of men when they're older. not in a bad way! just... in a dad way. the typical hand shaking. the interrogative questioning. 8PM curfews justified with, "they're my little girls! they're too young!!" after you scold him for nearly scaring the boys off.

girldad!atsumu who would cry at your girls' weddings. full on snotty SOBBING. loud about it too. he just loves them so much, can't believe they grew up so fast.

girldad!atsumu who would give your daughters the world and beyond.

a/n: I HOPPPPEEEE this is what anon was looking for!! and also i hope the grammar's fine cuz i did not proofread it lollllsss...

hi darling, when i get my break today i have updates for you on the buggy love life <3 i love you and hope you have a good day kiss kiss kiss

-love bug 🐞

omg yes i’m so excited

that’s my baby daddy atsumu miya

pinkpantheress for Vivienne westwood