Encounter At Farpoint Has Many Faults, But Establishing The Homoerotic Tension Between Captain Jean-luc

Who was gonna tell me that Quark quite literally propositioned himself to Odo during their first ever meeting. I’m watching S2E8: Necessary Evil and by god that Ferengi is dickmitized

“Listen, I feel you and I…we’ve gotten off to a bad start here. Let me make it up to you. You need anything? A little Ginger tea? No, you don’t drink. Um…chocolate? Maybe, uh, companionship?”

Word for word I swear I’ve heard Quark make that same offer a million times to other women in his bar, king of using his body to get out of bad situations

maybe it's just a pet peeve of mine but i've always hated seeing adam and michael shipped while michael's in his black-haired blue-eyed vessel because that body....is literally john winchester's

If you really think about it Julian’s the one, who has it easy if they ever get married. He won't have to go to Garak’s parents asking for permission to marry their son, and technically Garak doesn’t either, but Garak does have the challenge of trying to convince everyone in ops to let him marry their doctor. Imagine having to go on a bunch of side quests to get each of your partner's coworkers blessing and even after all that The Benjamin Sisko is your final boss. Tougher done than said.

ok wait, reblog if you’ve cried at least once because of math, doesn’t matter which grade i’m trying to prove something 

Re-watching s4ep20 Qpid and am wondering what exactly Q meant when he leans down closer to Jean-Luc and says in a softer voice “I could help you with it.” And why he has such an honest look on his face. At the start of their conversation, he was being his regular Q-self, but he says this like he’s serious about this, like he would actually help Jean-Luc write a better speech. And after Jean-Luc says, “No thank you.” He pauses for a moment and actually looks a little disappointed.

The whole episode was one of their gayest, Jean-Luc was having a bisexual nightmare and I live for it.

Love the idea of a delusional Michael thinking that Adam is literally perfect. Like wdym? Of course Adam’s The best human, he’s My human, fym how could he not be????

Don't get me wrong, Odo totally loves the cat and mouse game he and Quark have, loves that he and Quark get to play around as Lawful officer and Mischievous Criminal. However, I do think that if he ever ended up in some alternate reality where Quark was a goody-two shoes who listens to Odo's rules and stays out of trouble it would for sure be Odo's personal wet-dream :)

Just had the experience of realizing everyone is not on tumblr.

Was in class and we had our laptops out but nobody was typing because the teacher was talking, but i was at the back so i decided to start scrolling through tumblr and decide to make a post. Then this girl next to me looks over after 2 minutes of me typing and asks what I'm writing and I respond "A head canon" like second nature and she dead-ass said "I don't know what that is. What is that?" 💀

POV: Your ex-wife shows up and crashes your date with your new boyfriend

I wrote a post like this before (here) but forgot to post the little mini-fic I wrote between the two based off this exact idea of Michael teaching Adam enochian, so here ya go:

They had been at this for hours.

Well, maybe not hours.

Truthfully Adam had lost track of time ever since Michael had started trying to teach him Enochian at breakfast this morning. Adam had been good at learning the letters and how to write them and all that, it was just the pronunciations he was struggling with.

“Gon Untal Ungaluntal” Michael states confidently.

“Gone Un-Tall Un-Gala-Tall?” Adam repeats less confidently.

Adam already knows that he got it wrong purely based on the look on Michael’s face, a look that’s very understanding even though Adam is flat-out butchering Michael’s native language.

The archangel can be surprisingly patient when the one he has to be patient for is his human. If it were anyone else, Adam has a sneaking suspicion that Michael would have thrown them out of a window already.

After repeating phrase after phrase and syllable after syllable all day, as well as learning the entire enochian alphabet multiple times, Adam finally feels at least the slightest confidence in his know of the angelic language.

As a final test, Michael slides a piece of paper with enochian written on it in what seems to be a sentence. Adam looks down and read over the page twice in his head before attempting to say it out loud.

“Med Talgonvehnaun’graphur Naungisgna Orungongisgna Ormeddon Gon Untal Gonmedvandon Famvanmeddongal” Adam said slowly and tentatively, making his way through each syllable trying to curl his tongue to the right words, all the while waiting for Michael to tell him that he’s messed up again.

“That’s right.” Michael looks into Adam’s eyes.

“What?” Adam’s eyes copy the action.

“Your pronunciation, it’s correct” a small smile appears on his face watching Adam’s eyes light up with joy.

“Seriously!? I spoke proper Enochian!”

“The closest a human can get to it, yes.” The archangel says.

Which - in Michael terms - means that he said it near perfectly.

Adam has no idea what he just said, but all he knows is that Michael is looking at him so lovingly and asks Adam to repeat the sentence over and over again until he shuts Adam up with a frankly lustful kiss, and that’s enough for him to know.

Roughly (Very roughly) translated Enochian:

Gon Untal Ungaluntal - I Am Adam

Med Talgonvehnaun’graphur Naungisgna Orungongisgna Ormeddon Gon Untal Gonmedvandon Famvanmeddongal - O Michael Hath Faith For I Am Your Sword

My favorite midam HC is that they learn each other's human and angelic costums like Micheal teaches Adam enochian, how angels act, how they greet eachother, ect. And Adam teaches him how humans act, and interact, and show emotion

Little thoughts :3