Concept Of Julian Bashir On Cardassia Working In Hospitals And Constantly Having Like 12 Cardassian Babies

"Somebody needs to do something about Sephora 10-year-olds...these i-pad babies are so rude and don't do what they're told....oh my God, these kids can't read and have no social skills...Ugh, look at these little consumers and their Stanley Cups."

I am, in fact, actively worried for these children and I refuse to hate them for the ways that society, as a whole, has failed them.

Hey so if you even care, once Adam and Michael begin to get intimate with each other (in whatever way you want, physical or soul-sex or otherwise) they go through a period of being MAJORLY horny because Michael had never allowed himself to indulge in human customs the way some of his siblings had, and now that he’s with someone he has a strong standing relationship with built on trust, understanding and just all around love, once they start doing it his celestial sex drive will just flip a switch and kick into overdrive. And Adam was only 19 when he went to hell and joined with Michael (and since I believe he wasn’t the type to loose his virginity at a younger age, which means if he even lost his virginity at all then it would have probably been around 16-ish and since he also doesn’t seem like the player/a lot of flings type that means he only had very limited sexual experiences) So he probably never fully let that “teenage/Young adult sex drive period of time” happen right? But then the same thing happens where he does it with not only someone he trusts and loves a whole bunch but that someone is The archangel Michael then of course his hormones are gonna get set off like a fucking firecracker. They don’t leave their shared house for days, maybe even weeks, for that period of time. Just wrapped in each other’s embrace and warmth with the blankets settled around their forms and sunlight beaming against them. With their traded pleasure going through their intwined selves, Adam’s soul and Michael’s grace. Letting their carnal animalistic and primal instincts win and take over and just give into the need to show their desperation and their eternal love to each other in any means possible, in this essay I will-

Need to see more fics where Spock finds out about Kirk’s terrible childhood and is just dumbfounded.

In Vulcan society the idea of inflicting physical abuse upon one’s child is unheard of. Utterly illogical. So after Spock learns about Kirk's shitty stepfather, he has a crisis trying to comprehend the idea that a parent would hurt a child and also that someone would hurt his husband. From then on anytime Jim makes a joke about his abuse he notices that Spock tenses and gets angry and he's just like "???" and then later in the quiet of their quarters Spock just softly tells him that he'd murder Kirk's stepfather if he ever came across him. Kirk is half freaked-out, half touched at the sentiment.

I think this also goes for any other Vulcans hearing the idea of child abuse, if they were to overhear a conversation between humans being like “Yeah I remember when I broke the screen of my Dad’s new tv and he hit me so hard I think I blacked out haha” “that’s nothing compared to the time I told my mother to her face that I hated her cooking, she brought out the chancla on my ass lol” the Vulcans would just be downright horrified and spread this news back to other Vulcans about how savage some human parents can truly be and soon enough any human who mentions any type of violence in their childhood is receiving the highest level of comfort Vulcans can offer to a stranger: A hand to the shoulder and intense eye contact 😐🖖

I need all the Destiel tiktokers to stop using the Dangerously Yours audios to edits of them, please its hurts too much i can't I'm crying I'm begging I'm sobbing please-

In my mind the only way Michael comes around to liking and being accepting of Jack is if one day he’s like “Nephilim are not to be trusted, they are unholy offspring” and Adam could go the more gentle and therapeutic route but instead he counters with, “ok but what if you got me pregnant and I gave birth to our Nephilim baby?”

And Michael just- freezes.

And that’s how he learns to get along with Jack being the new god, and also Adam’s been wondering why Michael’s been staring silently at their bed lately and why he keeps hugging Adam from behind and holding his stomach??????

I'm of the belief that Adam could get literally any being/monster in existence to like him.

Whether it be because of his general aura of Adamness or because of The Archangel Michael standing ominously behind him monitoring the entire interaction while simultaneously threating the wrath of holyfire against whoever Adam is talking to, so the creature more or less has to make the decision of:

Be nice to this random human, 🙄👎🤮

Or Die. 😀😦💀

THESE DEFINITELY DO SUPPLY!

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ THIS AJNXBSNCEIGONEUGFDJ-

Lemme set the scene,

It’s late at night, all the lights in their house are turned off except for a lamp near the couch, Adam’s lying against Michael back to chest and his eyes are slowly starting to blink closed as the colours on the tv begin to blur. He tries to keep himself awake by explaining what’s happening on the show to Michael, but Michael is only partly paying attention. He’s looking down at the top of Adam’s head and looking at every little strand of hair, wondering what they feel like.

Slowly, Michael places his hand in Adam’s hair and start to card his fingers through, just barely scratching his scalp making sure not to hurt his husband. Adam is too tired to realise that there’s a hand in his hair but Michael seems to have that angelic touch (pun intended) because he’s starts slowly loosing his words and the harder Michael scratches that one spot with his unusually soft fingers, the more Adam just sinks into Michael’s form until he’s absolutely melted and at full mercy of the archangels hands.

He doesn’t realise that him talking has just become little sounds of contentment *cough cough* moaning *cough cough* As he tilts his head back to help Michael get to the bottom of his head he outright whines “Michael~”

He feels the hand stop and hears a little chuckle above him, he opens his eyes and sees Michael looking down at him with pure devotion and love and obsession and-

Queue, flustered Adam😌

*crawling down your hallway and knocking on your door intensely* BESTIE BABES WAKE UP!

I NEED MORE MIDAM CONTENT AT THIS EXACT MOMENT!!!!!

(I did this with my sabriel post and you guys delivered, so drop any headcanons, or really anything at this point I'm desperate- And I'll reply or add onto them)

Sam should’ve had more moments where he shows off his lawyer knowledge.

Like he went to collage/University, he studied, he took the exams and tests let him show off his knowledge!

Let 👏 Him 👏 Geek 👏 Out👏

Just randomly in the middle of a conversation he dumps info about the law and Dean’s taken aback for a second but then is like “Shit, sorry forgot you went to school…”

The symbolism of Garak being an assassin who has taken many lives and Bashir forgiving him for it.

Paired with Bashir as a doctor who saves and heals lives and Garak falling in love with him for it.

Does anyone else ever think about Garak cold-blooded-reptile-lizard-man-thing and Bashir warm-blooded-human-who-runs-like-a-fucking-furnace cuddling together at night. Cause I do. A lot.