Hamilton As Things People In My Math Tutoring Class Have Said PART TWO

Hamilton as things people in my math tutoring class have said PART TWO

time to bring back my most popular post ever with another post that won’t get as many notes!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!1!1!11!! these are things that were said during the great math class revolt of ‘17 in which we all sat outside our math class’ garage 

burr - *that one kid sitting inside and not revolting and actually doing his damn work* what the hell are you guys doing. 

washington - why the fuck did you re-elect me as president of the math class revolt i could literally care fucking less

laurens- this is basically a pride parade, right? yay gay!

mulligan - if this lasts more than two minutes i need a bunch of alcoholic beverages

lafayette - liberte! égalité! frappucino! crossant!

eliza - i brought cookies!

angelica - this means FEMINISM!! *male screams in the background*

hamilton - *hawk screech* ‘murica 

phillip - i don’t know about you but i want to punch someone. in the feels.

maria - LET ME STRIP DANCE ON HIS CAR

jefferson - why, its hotter than peach puddin’ on a basket full of bees, y'all. 

madison - *walks away and doesnt come back for forty minutes* * returns with three dogs and a donut* im going to kill my self. 

peggy - i want to assist you but i am afraid that i am short in both accomplishments, size, height, talent, and intelligence to be of  service. 

eacker - can i break his car? *whispers* and his dignity?  

seabury - HES GOING TO TELL OUR PARENTS GUYS COME BACK INSIDE. 

king george III - *my math teacher* just come inside already jesus.