Ikemen Vampire Mozart

NorFin wallpapers + icons for anon!

tv show concept: a human buys an old house already owned by a vampire. since the vampire is dead, they cannot hold a lease, however any eviction notice also isn't legally binding, so they have no choice but to live together, and both spend all their spare time trying to make each other's lives as annoying and miserable as possible in an attempt to force the other person to leave

Abled Person: Hey man, can you hold this wad of $2,000 and this one penny for me while I open my wallet?

Disabled Person: YOU COMPLETE AND UTTER FOOL!

The United States Government:

(Watch how many people don’t get this.)

💖👑 Jonah (IkeRevo) clothes swap with Riddle (Twisted Wonderland)! 👑💖

Did you know that Jonah and Riddle has way too many similarities? 1. They’re both Queen of Hearts, 2. They’re both voiced by Natsuki Hanae, 3. Strawberry is their favourite (Jonah is strawberry mille-feuille meanwhile Riddle is strawberry tart!), and from what I heard, 4. Both of them has assertive family whom always insist each of them to be a perfect heir for the family!

huh?

habit: *bumps into doorframe* whoopy daisys

*bumps into doorframe* whoopy daisies

*bumps into doorframe* whoopy daisies

*bumps into doorframe* whoopy d

kamal: boris just duck

habit: hehe a duck ? where :-)

use comic sans to write

i hate this so much but this knowledge is too powerful to keep from you all.

last night @phaltu discovered that setting your font to comic sans in google docs improves writing speed and creativity by an insane amount. “no” i said and “die” but then i tried it and god. i wish it wasn’t this way. i wish it wasn’t true. i wish i could protect you all from this but it’s real. 

something about this font is so disarming. something about this font lets you look past the shape of the words and into their soul. i’ve never written so much as i did last night, on my phone, at 2am, in comic sans.

if you have writer’s block. if you lack inspiration. if you need this. don’t be afraid to use it. sometimes the things we find most horrifying are also the things we need the most. trust me. let comic sans into your life.

domestic gang shit

- darry has a rule that no one is allowed to speak to him after 7pm (my man needs his rest)

- on that note no one is allowed to speak above a whisper after 8pm

- pony has permanently dyed the bathtub random neon colors with his bath bombs

- steve and soda mattress surf down the stairs

- there’s a steve shaped indent in a wall from when the mattress went downstairs too fast

- drunk two bit frequently sleeps in the curtis family’s bathtub

- dallas spends so many nights sleeping at the curtis house that darry added his name to their family chore chart

- darry likes to put steve’s report cards on the fridge because he does well in school and he wants to encourage that

- johnny and pony tried to build a treehouse in the backyard when they were little

- they never completed it but there’s like remnants of wooden planks nailed to a tree

saw the original image this morning and literally could not stop thinking about this if i tried