Transformers Prime Starscream If He Was Written By Vivziepop

GRAVITY BALLS TWERK-OFF COMPETITION

Competitors: Stanley VS Stanford (post Gravity Falls)

Prize: A supportive father figure

Judges:

Tyler Cutebiker

Shandra Jimenez

Whatever this fucking gnome is called again

Additional details:

~They both have a week to hone their craft and choreograph their routine

~They will be judged on the skill they showcase and the risk they put into their twerk-off

~The judges will each give a score out of 1 to 10 based on the performance

~The highest score wins

WHO WOULD WIN?

THANK YOU!!!! I never really saw how the fandom saw Ford as a "toxic" character or "egotistical"? and you verbalised every single reason as to why I think so.

I do think that Stanford got a tad egotistical as his relation with Bill progressed before portal incident, but for fucks sake forgive the completely isolated socially awkward outcast from thinking they had the opportunity to change the world for the better because A TRIANGLE LOOKING DEITY he believed in kept telling him he's capable of doing that.

Think rationally for a second, is it actually possible to not get your ego inflated when you are LITERALLY working on A PORTAL to DIFFERENT DIMENSIONS with AN INTERDIMENTIONAL BEING that communicates with you USING YOUR MIND????

In the end, he got manipulated. His worst version of himself is a product of his misplaced trust on Bill, and he never chooses to side with him when he finds out his true intentions. Even at his "worst" (because everyone seems to be brushing aside that he was EXTREMELY sleep deprived, rightfully very paranoid (his poor eyes) completely stressed and could only afford to be in a flight or fight state of mind) he chose to do things for the better of the world. He called his brother over to hand him one of his journals so that the portal would not be completed, sure it's been 10 years since they saw eachother and you could interpret this as Stanford being selfish, but for fucks sake please PLEASE realise that the whole dimension's at stake PLEASE don't tell me you seriously think Ford could entertain a fucking scenario in which he gets to bond with his brother DO I NEED TO REMIND HE IS SLEEP DEPRIVED AND EXTREMELY PARANOID AND THE WHOLE WORLD'S AT STAKE???

I'm gonna stop rambling now, I'm very tired but THANK YOU. The fandom needs more people like you lol

Salty rant v2

This is basically me angrily screaming about Ford again (wow what a surprise) to a wall (myself, my rotten brain and my blog) so feel free to skip this

Fuck it I'll bite

Gf fans when you tell them Ford had every right to be mad at Stan for ruining his Project (he saw it as the only chance to prove himself and get accepted in his dream school, and even tho WE know it was an accident, Ford doesn't he thinks it was a purpose sabotage and it really doesn't help that Stan didn't told him which resulted in him making a fool of himself Infront of ppl he wanted to impress and then Stan tried to pass it off as something that didn't matter even tho it mattered so much to Ford, like of course he'd be mad everyone would be mad in his position)

Gf fans when you tell them it's not Ford's fault that Stan got kicked out it's all Filbricks fault (seriously guys, blame the fucking abusive father, not the 17 year old living in an abusive household)

Gf fans when you tell them standing up against an abusive person (especially if they're your parent) is hard to do for yourself let alone for someone else

Gf fans when you tell them Ford wasn't the "golden/favourite child" Filbrick dgaf about him and only wanted to use his intelligence for money and both Ford and Stan were abused just in different ways (seriously find a different dynamic to describe an abusive household than "golden child" and "scapegoat" I say as I put a gun in your head)

Gf fans when you tell them Ford wanting to go to college isn't egotistical

Gf fans when you tell them Ford wanting to make a name for himself doesn't make him egotistical (he literally grew up in an abusive household, and was bullied and treated like an outcast for most of his life, him seeking out validation is a trauma response not egotism)

Gf fans when you tell them if Ford is petty for correcting Stan's grammar then Stan is equally as petty for refusing to hold his hand over a thank you literally seconds ago (of course he had the right to want him to thank him and be mad, but it was the END OF THE WORLD, they are both responsible in that scene)

Gf fans when you tell them Ford isn't ignorant for being manipulated by Bill cuz 1) Bill is a master manipulator who's managed to manipulate and terrorise humanity since forever using lies/flattery/fear 2) despite having a high IQ he has a low EQ and therefore isn't able to tell if someone has ill intentions due to being....an outcast and therefore doesn't have the social skills to be able to tell others true intentions/manipulations which made him an easy victim for Bill (do u guys even know what manipulation means)

Gf fand when you tell them the reason why Ford didn't try to reach out to Stan was because he thought he was doing fine since he had seen an ad of his on tv (he had no way of knowing Stan was still homeless anymore, and you don't usually see homeless people's ads on tv), not because he didn't care

Gf fans when you tell them Ford didn't force Fiddleford to do shit for him, and that he was against the use of the memory gun and wanted him to get rid of it but Fiddleford literally erased his memories of it so he could continue using it. And that therefore Ford isn't to blame for everything that happened with the memory gun just cuz Fiddleford had bad coping mechanisms. (Seriously you all are acting as if he pointed the memory gun on his head and forced him to abandon his family and build him the portal. No!! Fiddleford made those decisions himself he could had left Gravity Falls at any moment and return to his family but no he didn't, he chosed to stay and start a fucking cult. That is on him. Not on Ford)

Gf fans when you tell them the way Ford acted during the time where he was literally being abused, manipulated and isolated by a demon is way more complex and naused than "ego! ego!".. because he was literally being abused and manipulated...

Gf fans when you tell them the reason why Ford called Stan to hide his journals wasn't because he only wanted to use him as a way to fix his mistakes but because he was literally really desperate and feared for the safety of the world and he didn't have anyone else he could trust and that he was hella traumatized due to being literally tortured both physically and phycological and sleep deprived and on the bring of insanity (of fucking course he wasn't gonna act logically and say mean shit he didn't actually mean, he was losing his mind! Stan had also said mean shit to him because he was angry but nobody talks about that)

Gf fans when you tell them Ford being mad at Stan for opening the portal is understandable, because 1) he literally ignored all the warnings that the portal could potentially destroy the whole world and 2) he was literally about to FINALLY killing Bill after 30 years of fighting for his life in the multiverse to try and find a way to

Gf fans when you tell them Ford's trust issues are completely understandable because he was literally betrayed, manipulated and abused by the "person" he trusted the most (Bill). And the other two people he trusted did something that hurt his trust on him (Fiddleford erasing his memories, Stan ruining his project)

Gf fans when you tell them Ford's and Bill's relationship isn't "toxic yaoi/messy divorce!" And that it was incredible abusive and that FORD was a victim ( average gf fan claims they "don't romantize/support the toxic ((call it abusive guys, that's literally what it is)) elements of this ship I just like to explore unhealthy dynamics in fiction:) *proceeds to make 10 posts of "he fucked the triangle!" jokes and gets mad at you if you actually point out the abuse and makes 100 aus where they get back together/stay together*

Gf fans when I tell them that I really don't care about what Alex has said about Ford being "egotistical" or "ignorant" because that's also the same guy who said he didn't intended for Pacifica to come off as a victim of abuse because controlling your child with a bell is total normal parent behaviour guys (/s). (I stopped listening to most of the stuff he said after that, not gonna lie, cuz most of the stuff he says about Ford's "ego" and "ignorance" are flat out victim blaming) ((I mean come on guys, he literally says he based Ford's and Bill's relationship off REAL LIFE toxic relationships he's seen and then he goes and says shit like how it's Ford's own "ego and ignorance" fault that he's ended up in that situation. Don't you guys think that's a bit weird))

Luke warm take: Handyman au is a little shit because of this factor and if you truly wanted to redeem Bill, he shouldn't be allowed to be anywhere close to Ford or the pines family in gen. He traumatized them and he shouldn't get the reward of retraumatising them again just because he's not advocating for genocide anymore.

I hate fics that redeem Bill and make him get back together with Ford. Like no. Ford should never have to deal with his fucking abuser even again, even if Bill did change (which will never happen in canon btw) I still don't think they should get back together cuz Ford deserves to heal and move on. I also hate when those fics make Stan joke about it and make Mabel a B1llford shipper like no. Stan would not fucking joke about his brother's physically and psychological abuse, he would not joke about Ford's lowest/worst/darkest point in his entire life which is Fucking Bill. And no Mabel wouldn't ship/like B1llford she canoncly tells Bill to get over Ford and leave him alone and that if she ever saw him again she'll eat him like the fucking dorito he is. She hates him!! And she has every right to!!

They all basically tell him to get lost. They all hate him!! And they got every damn right to!! They got ever right to hate the person (demon) who hurt, abused and tried to kill them and their family and he doesn't deserve their forgiveness

is this anything

@definitelybendy

what you wanted

Can you draw Stanford in his black costume thingie in "Not What He Seems" and "A Tale for Two Stans" :3

Erm, Bendy, Acshually it's "of" not "for"

He doesn't like Tad. Nobody likes Tad.

I think I might develop this whole concept into a proper AU (Triple T AU I guess) in which Bill, Steve and Pou are childhood friends and Tad Strange is an antagonist, but I'll have to work out the details before I decide to say anything more

I also made a small post based on this concept so if you wanna check it out go here

I'll write up the details and post them later at another date

Here's an ISAB design I manifested because why not lol

Little bonus underneath (CW: suggestive)

I prefer mabifica a lot more over dipcifica mainly due to what the pines twins would want in a hypothetical relationship with her. Because I don't have too much of a problem with Dipper wanting Pacifica to be selfless, but his appeal in her is purely hinged on her CHANGING herself, while Mabel only wants Pacifica to free herself from the shackles of her trauma.

I feel like Dipper likes Pacifica for what she potentially could be (it's pretty much canon) but Mabel grows to appreciate her for who she is and grows to like her for her, which is a relationship dynamic I enjoy a lot more to be honest.

I know it's very headcanony, but whatever 🤪

I do have a feeling the reason Axolotl send Bill to the theraprism is due to them KNOWING that Bill refuses to change ergo it's basically his version of hell. They knew that actual hell would be too fun for Bill so they had to take matters into their own hands lol

I really hate Bill redemption aus cuz. 1) It literally erases the point of his character: he's fucking irredeemable. Cuz he refuses to acknowledge and take accountability for his actions and his own problems to ever get to the point where he'd be willing to give changing a try. He's irredeemable because he refuses to change!!! His sad backstory that he regrets isn't a redeemable quality. Cuz yea he might feel bad about it, but he refuses to acknowledge his guilt + he had one trillion years to make up for it but he never fucking did. God forbid an irredeemable villain have a sad backstory without it being seen as a reason/an excuse to redeem them in the fandom. 2) those aus make it the Pines' responsibility to 'help redeem him'. After EVERYTHING he's put them through I don't think they should have to deal with him anymore, sorry not sorry. You know how in canon the Pines basically threaten him if he ever dares to come back? Yea we should keep it that way IMO. Idc if he's powerless now I think they should throw him in the bottomless pit. And 3) After everything he's done I don't think he DESERVES a redemption arc. I'm all for redemption arcs but I genuinely believe some characters don't deserve it. Bill's one of them. He's crossed the line and done vile and heinous shit way too many times to deserve a second chance.

Man I think the Axolotl is too kind for their own good like, I get they have good intentions and only want to help him, but damn give up on that fucking triangle already!! He's not changing!!

Honestly let him rot in the Theraprism for the rest of eternity, he deserves it