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ACNE 5EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm so confused. Yeah acne. Yup totally.

Noooo

I don't wanna be sad

New theory on what happened to Bonnie that I came up with just now at work:

So, hopefully we can agree that it wasn't Monty. The claw marks couldn't be from him because he didn't have his claws until after Bonnie went missing. On top of that, it's stated that he regularly doesn't show up for performances. Why would he do that if he was so desperate to take Bonnie's place?

Near the start of the game, Vanessa tells Freddy that if he screws up again, he'll be replaced by Monty. So what if Bonnie was doing something management didn't like, and someone took it into their own hands to have him decommissioned, but make it look like an accident so that they wouldn't have to give a reason and let the secret get out.

Maybe folks were starting to catch on to the fact that the animatronics are sentient and capable of having feelings. Like love for example...

In the room behind Bonnie Bowl, you can see all the stuff that would have previously been in his dressing room before Monty took over, including fuck tons of Freddy merch. This includes a poster signed with "You and me forever and ever, love Freddy", which is covering a hole in the wall, a hidden tunnel directly to Fazer blast. Freddy also mentions that he doesn't go to Bonnie bowl anymore because of how much he misses him.

What if someone started to notice Freddy and Bonnie's feelings towards each other, and realised that if people found out the animatronics were capable of emotion, that would bring up a whole load of ethical dilemmas. They were more willing to get rid of Bonnie becuase Freddy is the face of the company, so whoever it was, they lured Bonnie into Gator golf to kill him because that way it could plausibly be an accident, or they could make it seem like Monty did it.

Angel didn't see the moon landing. Oh my god hold on-

THE MASSES AMASS

Huskerdust shippers I'm sorry I doubted you I see it now

I love how Husk's like "Oh shit, what the fuck do I do I've never done this." And Angel's just "oh you poor sinner"

Monty: *Breaks down a door to enter a room*

Glamrock Freddy: Monty, the door was open-

Monty: I know. I just love doing that.

The mimic is confirmed a closeted furry. /j

fun fact; tiger rock isn’t a costume the mimic wears but rather a digital persona it likes to be.

It's homophobic that this is the note we're left on going into pride month

Security Breach Head Canon.

As far as I know, it is unknown as to why the animatronics in SC get quirky at night. So I'm going with dead kids' souls in the bots. But they're different kids. Chica, Bonnie, Monty, Freddy, and Roxy were Charlotte, Bodie, Morris, Francesco, and Robbin. Much older than the original five, they had a taste of reality. From what I know, the reason the OG 5 stayed in the suits was a need for revenge. This bunch didn't have a need for revenge. They had their own personal grief.

Charlotte had MAJOR addiction problems. Hell, addiction wasn't even a word in her vocabulary. Bodie killed his mother. There's no way around it. Granted it wasn't on purpose and there was supple evidence to prove so. But in Bodie's eyes, it was all his fault. Morris was just fucked up in the head. I don't know why, he just is. He WILL make offensive jokes and WILL double down if someone gets mad. Francesco was silent, not mute, just... silent. He often could not piece together a sentence if if didn't naturally come to him. So comebacks, comfort words, lies, and the like were near impossible for him. He did know how to listen though. And guess who became the therapist of the school? The town? His friends? All this trauma and grief caused dark thoughts to constantly plague his mind. And last and to her least, Robbin. I know this is gonna sound stupid, but this is MY headcanon. Robbin had no self-esteem, so she would often act big. But also tried to hype herself up and lie to other. She got lost in the lies and fraudulent stories she told. Eventually her lies made a whole new person, Roxanne.

But they still died. They were at the place in a small enclosed room. Charlotte lit a cig but it slipped and hit the carpet. Only problem was, the carpet was 85% flannel. The room went from 77°F to flames in a second. It took 3 hours and 27 minutes for someone to notice. By the time the fire had stopped, no one... not a single one of them was alive. And of course Fronnie all the way betch. Sorry this was long and probably cringy and probably horibal engish. So sorry. But ye

ATTENTION HUSKERDUST/ANGELHUSK SHIPPERS! Do I have your attention? Awesome.

Okay, hear me out:

We all understand Angel is going through a lot with his horrible boss, truama, constantly being exploited and such, and the comfort and reassurance and safety and love Husk gives him in the fanart and fics is great, I love that for him, don't get me wrong,..

BUT!

What about Husk's suffering? He's an ex overlord, hates his demon form, owned by Alastor, probably a war vet, and is pretty mentally fucked up too. So I ask:Where is Husk's suffering? When is it his turn to be the walking tragedy, the one needing saving, comfort, protection, and reassurance? When does he get to be huddled in a corner, all vulnerable? I'm not saying I WANT him to constantly go through pain, but maybe a moment where Angel and Husk fall asleep together and Husk has a nightmare? Angel comforting Husk after Alastor gets mad at him? Angel helping Husk with PTSD/shellshock? Angel helping Husk take care of himself? Angel taking care of Husk? THE OLD MAN NEEDS SOME LOVE TOO! All I ask is thay we let Husk be broken too. Pretty please?

EDIT:Turns out he's not a war vet. Removed that part. Whoopsies.

EDIT 2:I'm pretty sure he's a war vet, with how he stands straight when Vaggie uses a military voice in ep 5 and spills coffee on himself, so I'm adding that part back :P