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I think the most plausible theory is the unintentional side effects of giving robots sentience. Freddy and Bonnie developed feeling, and management noticed. If the public found out it would bring up ethical problems so they just decided to ax them. But they can't kill Freddy because he is the face of the company. Now Bonnie... not so much.

The funny thing about glamrock fronnie is that, like, how did that even happen canonically?

Did fazbear entertainment say "we need gay rep to sell our shit to the queers" cause you know damn well right wing Christian nuclear family types would absolutely call the sentient robots devils or something; so they programmed the rabbit and bear to be into each other.

Or did the two fall in love naturally, cause of the whole literally teaching the endos how to think and corporate said "we can make this work"?

Does the people running the damn company even know their robots can fall in love?

Forget killer robots and brainwashing, I want scott to write a book on the intricacies of "robot dating S.O.P."

This.

I bring a sort of "can't read social cues" vibe to every social situation that I can't tell if anyone likes or not

*talking heads*

Husk: We're just friends, okay? Nothing more! Just friends!

*cut*

Angel: We can draw each other's dicks' from memory.

Omg the mouse clicks actually fit. Keep them. Donnie is tech savvy so it makes sense that he would be using a mouse on the daily. PLEASE KEEP IT

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

ok so @somerandomdudelmao's rottmnt au is making my brain rot and i may have made a rough draft of a song for uncle tello bc he has stolen my heart.

it is very much a ~r o u g h~ draft so pls excuse the horrid mic quality and singing lmaooo

im hoping to finish it and officially publish it on my youtube + spotify soon!!

IGNORE THE MOUSE CLICKS OML I FORGOT ABOUT THEM

bring back tumblr ask culture let me. bother you with questions and statements

Oiled up husk when?

Happy birthday to everyone’s favourite spider!

(for clarification, he thanked Charlie afterwards for whatever she gave him)

angel and husk getting married but afterwards angel makes the same joke over and over about how glad he is that they can finally have sex

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Moldy ass rabbit

Metkuratsu dubbed my fnaf comics, IN ORDER!!